2011 AvP Galaxy Razzie Awards - ROUND 2 HAS BEGUN FIRST POST UPDATED

[Pn2501]

you're a maestro with the "tragic" wand!!

[Never say no to Panda!]

And don't forget about your new stylish avatar!



You should check out signature rating thread now with your new shiny theme 


And noooow back to topic hrhr...btw my vote for all categories: AEUS !

[Pn2501]

And don't forget about your new stylish avatar!

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You should check out signature rating thread now with your new shiny theme 


And noooow back to topic hrhr...btw my vote for all categories: AEUS !

you've gotta be more original some one already done that.

[Never say no to Panda!]

"more original"



Dude, it's the 90s!

[Pn2501]

"more original"

http://666kb.com/i/bxs1apmeuq6mvxgjc.png

Dude, it's the 90s!

haha i meant voted aeus for everything.

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Laufey – Ah...my Swedish Prince. Those constant updates can drive one to drink. Let loose once in a while.

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[Effectz]

Whats up with the cottage cheese thigh's in the sig.

[AvatarIII]

not a single nomination in EITHER awards thread, i feel so... mediocre, not even a vote for least creative member, not even my sh*tty novel that no one read got me a vote for that!

[Vulhala]

Here, have one of mine.

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For those of you who haven't voted for me (which isn't many) know that I love you all very much.





EVEN IF I WIN ALL THE AWARDS I'M NOMINATED FOR I WON'T EVER CHANGE HA-HA f**k YOU ALL!

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Fade from black...

We see a huge ship in space passing by Mars. After a moment, we begin to see stars form all over the screen. Little bit by little bit more and more stars appear.

Then fadein into the ship and then see four predators on the ship walking on the top and gurding it from the outside. Suddenly, we see some type of star ship appear from the left side of the screen. Then those star ships fly down at the top of ship. After the ships arrive on top of the ship, we see two predators walking out of the ship and walking to the other four predators who where gurding the ship. One of the other predator who walk out of the ship pull out a credit card out of his pocket and hands it to the predator gurds on the ship. The card it self has a message and must send to the Elder said The Predator gurd and the other predators runs to the door.

After runing to the door, the predator gurd bumps his head at the wall and falls on the ground. Then the elder walks into the hallway and see the gurd on the ground. He gives them a hand and picks them off the ground. After the Gurd got up, he hands the elder the credit and the elder has no cule what the hell is going with the card. After the moment, the elder walks to the computer attact to the wall in the hallway and puts the card into the computer. It truns out the Wolf is dead and the Elder begins to scream like crazy, to found out that his son is dead.

"Those mother f**kers are going to die. Pay back is like bitch" said the Elder Predator.

Then the Elder Predator runs to the space pod and enter into the pod, then pod flashs a red light and said "Ready to go" said in a robot like voice. The elder predator begins to push buttons and the pod closes then the pod flys out of ship and heads to earth.

'Wolf! Forgive for my sins!" Said the Elder Predator.

Ext. Pentagon & control center – Day.

We see the colony's control center. Then in the pentagon, we see a group of people in the control center watching a big control screen of the earth. We see other workers walking around, giving papers to others, answer phone calls and typing up information into the colony's database. Then all sudden we see a huge big red dot on the screen and all of the people are talking out loud saying what going on.

Then we see a NASA person walking into the door and talks about it going on. "It looks like there a comit heading to earth" said the NASA person. Everyone is worried that the earth is damge and then we see a random person runing to the door and gabs a gun then kills his self because he thinks the earth is doom. Then there is blood and guts all over the ground and the president hears the sound, and walks to the room.

Barack Obama: "What was that sound and who killed the guy?"

NASA person: "He killed him self"

Barack Obama: "Say what?"

NASA person: "That right. He killed himself because he thought we are all doom due a unkown object heading to the earth"

Barack Obama: "Do we know what it is?"

NASA person: "Not really but i doubt it major"

Barack Obama: "I think we should keep it a sercet and not tell anyone about it like the event back in 2004 when we droop the bomb to wipe out those unknow group of animals"

FBI agent: "Good idea if anyone know about it then we should just say it a star then a comit that we will kill people"

FBI agent: "I like the idea. After we love keeping the stuff from people"

Barack Obama: "You guys take care of it. I will be going back to my office eating my KFC.

After the presdient went to his office, we see a FBI agent making a phone call.

FBI agent: "I know what it....over"

Yutani: "I know....a alien ship"

FBI agent: "I will talk to you later"

Then outside we a group of people outside in DC then a Space probe begins to enter Earth's atmosphere and becomes engulfed in a flame. a FBI agent stops to see something on fire falling from the clouds. The probe hits the ground creating a little crator.

FBI agent: "Nothing to see here people. Go back to your everyday lives and let us take care of this"

Then a huge clouds of smoke appear and the elder predator runs out of the pod then escape. After the smoke disappears, it looks like the pod was empety and nothing was there.

Off in the forest, we see the Elderpredator walking in the woods and follows it up to a group of people heading into the Elder Predator ways.

Hooker #1: "Hey baby!"
Hooker #2: "You want some of this?"

Disgusted, The Elder Predator continues walking down the alley. This one hooker walks in front of the Elder Predator.

Juney: My name is Juney and I'm horny. Want to play, bad boy?

The Elder Predator ignores her and walks passed her. Celine grabs the Elder Predator leg

Celine: "I'm Celine, a friend of Juney. I see your out of town and i love your hair"

Jumey: "It looks so cool and your mask is awesome to. Now show me your face".

Then the hookers take off all there shirts and pants then try to have sex with The Elder Predator. turns around and chops off Celine's arm. Then all of the other hookers ran alway until The Elder Predator use a flame throw and kill them.

Elder Predator: "Im...must...go"

Then Elder Predator walks alway and begins to cover the dead bodies alway so knows what happens.

Chapther 2 is next and talks about what happen to Kelly O'Brien family and how things have been going since AVPR.

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[Vulhala]

Voting Darkness 'Most Boring Member' may not give you the kind of attention you're looking for 

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Voting Darkness 'Most Boring Member' may not give you the kind of attention you're looking for 

But if he gets an award then he'll have me to thank. Then we can be best friends.   I hope.




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