That's the KOOL-AID MAN!!!
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I know what happened here!!! Someone had begun to savor a delicious glass of artificially flavored grape elixir, and in a moment of extacy, accidentally said "Oh yeah," wherein the Kool-Aid man burst through the bulkhead of the ship, shattering the Engineer's skull, spreading alien DNA and Kool-Aid everywhere!
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Now the Cap'n, being, um, of the, um, well, "ethnic type" to enjoy grape Kool-Aid and chicken wings, dropped to his knees and slurped up the Alien-Kool-Aid mixture, thus rewriting his own DNA; as such Louis Farrakhan was right; the "Mother Ship" will be coming to get the scions of the, er, dark complected Captain, and return them to the stars.
I just hope they have enough Kool-Aid and wings for the long trip; it'll be a bitch if they run out half way to Uranus...
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I guess its also possible the dude from "Scanners" is loose again...
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Or perhaps "The King" is whoopin' up on the intergalactic fast-food competition...