This made the news? What the f**k!?
I expect tomorrow's story to be about how Old Edna stubbed her toe on a wall corner and required a small band-aid. And they've got the big headline on Wednesday about the controversial new tray colours at the local schools' cafeteria; apparently some students don't like red.
"This just in, Pete the bus driver had an itch under his mantits"
What a waste of air time.