The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Ghost Rider]

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*Fetal position*
*Puts tarp over head*

THAT WON'T SAVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

My flame thrower is on my goddamned back and its not active!
That was you!
*Sees tarp*
Whatever dumbass!
*sets Sweeper on fire*

[Ghost Rider]

My flame thrower is on my goddamned back and its not active!
That was you!
*Sees tarp*
Whatever dumbass!
*sets Sweeper on fire*

Just don't challenge me like that again. The next time I won't be so.......merciful.

[Space Sweeper]

My flame thrower is on my goddamned back and its not active!
That was you!
*Sees tarp*
Whatever dumbass!
*sets Sweeper on fire*

Just don't challenge me like that again. The next time I won't be so.......merciful.

What the hell are, an Oblivion NPC?

[Ghost Rider]

My flame thrower is on my goddamned back and its not active!
That was you!
*Sees tarp*
Whatever dumbass!
*sets Sweeper on fire*

Just don't challenge me like that again. The next time I won't be so.......merciful.

What the hell are, an Oblivion NPC?

*shoots with shotgun.*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Listen to Space Marines and set him on fire!!!
*Burns Sweeper dead*
Ok now bring him back Marines!

[Space Sweeper]

Ow. My internet body hurts. 

[Ghost Rider]

Ow. My internet body hurts. 

Die.

[SpaceMarines]

*taps buttons*

There. My scientifical plot-device machine thingy brought back the original Sweeper. The Thing Sweeper has been killed.

I'm bored of this now.

*throws Fitz the machine thingy*

Take this.

*phases into Star Child*



*leaves thread*

[Ghost Rider]

That's one down.

[Space Sweeper]

There. My scientifical plot-device machine thingy brought back the original Sweeper. The Thing Sweeper has been killed.

Finally somebody brings up the stupidity of killing off another member in these things.

[Ghost Rider]

WHo's next?

[chupacabras acheronsis]

people, get outta my hole. i have to study physics and the radiation mis gone.

[Ghost Rider]

 

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

people, get outta my hole. i have to study physics and the radiation mis gone.

*Shoots Thing chupa with flamethrower and kills it*
Ok.
*Brings back original*
*Repeats process on everyone*
DONE!