The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[OmegaZilla]

I am RAGED!
*Wreaks havoc in city furiously*

[Purebreedalien]

*Sprints away from city as fast as he can, taking the sheep cannon with him*

Now I'll just set up on this little hill here, with my Chupacabras' head as my snack, and watch Omega wreck the city.

[OmegaZilla]

I AM SO RAGED!
*Destroys Tokio Hotel's Residence*

[Purebreedalien]

Huh, I wonder if he meant to spell Tokyo wrong.

[OmegaZilla]

That's why I destroyed their residence! Their band is called Tokio Hotel! *Roars*

[Purebreedalien]

*Hides*

[DARIAS93]

*Pulls out Purebreedalien from his hiding place and throws him into Omega's mouth*

Hahahahaha!

[Purebreedalien]

Good God man! No! Don't eat your employeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

[OmegaZilla]

I have a closed mouth u fools!
*Tailwhips JT*

[Hive Tyrant]

Huh, I wonder if he meant to spell Tokyo wrong.

He didn't. The band is German - that is how you spell Tokyo in Germany.

[Purebreedalien]

I know that now, duh.

Oh wait, I'm still falllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-!

[OmegaZilla]

Ouch!
You just landed on my eye.

[DARIAS93]

I have a closed mouth u fools!
*Tailwhips JT*

*Dodges Omega's tail and transform into the Incredible Jack*

[Purebreedalien]

Ouch!
You just landed on my eye.

Huh, I'm sorry. So, throw me over to the sheep cannon, would'ya?

[OmegaZilla]

I have a closed mouth u fools!
*Tailwhips JT*

*Dodges Omega's tail and transform into the Incredible Jack*

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn282/avpvtextinction/jack-hulk.png

And you think you could overpower me, puny inferior being?!

*Crunches JT's arms*

Ouch!
You just landed on my eye.

Huh, I'm sorry. So, throw me over to the sheep cannon, would'ya?

Soar. *Poses PBA near the Sheep Cannon*