The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Charles Xavier]

All right, Dovah, you're up. What would you like to have?

Edit: Lie, how about you? Perhaps a Japanese breakfast to get you on the go?   

[Cal427eb]

Wait a second..... What did you put in this food Charles?!

*passes out with foam coming out of the mouth *

[Terx2]

Wait a second..... What did you put in this food Charles?!

*passes out with foam coming out of the mouth *

*I've returned from long journey*
"Charles now maybe a bad time to tell you this but you really need help with your cooking skills"
*Hands Charles a copy of my book "Life in the kitchen with Terx2"*
*Looks at Cal427eb*
*Stabs a needle in his back and the foaming stops. I closly at Cal427eb food*
"It's been poisoned!"
*DIALGA starts eating Cal427eb food*
"No stop DIALGA!"
*DIALGA faints. I return him to the masterball*
"Charles can you go one day without trying to kill us all "

[Dovahkiin]

Wait a second..... What did you put in this food Charles?!

*passes out with foam coming out of the mouth *

*I've returned from long journey*
"Charles now maybe a bad time to tell you this but you really need help with your cooking skills"
*Hands Charles a copy of my book "Life in the kitchen with Terx2"*
*Looks at Cal427eb*
*Stabs a needle in his back and the foaming stops. I closly at Cal427eb food*
"It's been poisoned!"
*DIALGA starts eating Cal427eb food*
"No stop DIALGA!"
*DIALGA faints. I return him to the masterball*
"Charles can you go one day without trying to kill us all "

Well, that's what this thread is about.

[Terx2]

Wait a second..... What did you put in this food Charles?!

*passes out with foam coming out of the mouth *

*I've returned from long journey*
"Charles now maybe a bad time to tell you this but you really need help with your cooking skills"
*Hands Charles a copy of my book "Life in the kitchen with Terx2"*
*Looks at Cal427eb*
*Stabs a needle in his back and the foaming stops. I closly at Cal427eb food*
"It's been poisoned!"
*DIALGA starts eating Cal427eb food*
"No stop DIALGA!"
*DIALGA faints. I return him to the masterball*
"Charles can you go one day without trying to kill us all "

Well, that's what this thread is about.

"You know Dovakiin violence isn't the answer to everything. You really should be more like the greybeards. Peaceful and know how to STFU."
*Farts in Dovakiins general direction*
"Fight that dragonborn. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to the pokèmon health centre to get DIALGA back to full health"
*Walks away listen to music on my ipod*

[Charles Xavier]

"Now, people. Stay calm. Clearly, SOMEBODY here is responsible for contaminating the food. And if I stand correct-"

*everyone points fingers at Chuck as they slowly close in on him*

"HEY! Now wait a minute!" 

*immobilizes everyone*

[Ghost Rider]

"Do you honestly think that you can contain the Ghost Rider?"

[Charles Xavier]

"If you say so, then I believe yes." 

[Ghost Rider]

*gives a demonic yell and breaks free*

"You can't contain the Spirit of Vengeance."

[Charles Xavier]

*throws fruits and vegetables at Ghost Rider*

*then douses his flaming skull with orange juice*

[Trainer Red]

*throws fruits and vegetables at Ghost Rider*

*then douses his flaming skull with orange juice*

... -shakes head-

[Terx2]

*throws fruits and vegetables at Ghost Rider*

*then douses his flaming skull with orange juice*

... -shakes head-

"I know how you feel dude. Come on lets heal our pokèmon before he starts throwing furniture."

[Charles Xavier]

Fine, let's get serious! 

*psychically lifts Ghost Rider in the air and knocks him against Red*

*manipulates Lie and forces him to kick Cal in the face and verbally insult Dragonborn before punching him in the balls*

*manipulates Terx to shove his cookbook up his @ss*

[Terx2]

Fine, let's get serious! 

*psychically lifts Ghost Rider in the air and knocks him against Red*

*manipulates Lie and forces him to kick Cal in the face and verbally insult Dragonborn before punching him in the balls*

*manipulates Terx to shove his cookbook up his @ss*

"Ha your trick doesn't work on because my cook book.... is an ebook!"
*Da da Daaaaaaa!*

[Charles Xavier]

"GRRR!" 

*puts Terx in a trance state and forces him to watch this video continuously...*

Spoiler

you really want to see this?

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Abandon hope all ye who enter

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1EpT1NwLR0

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*...until he finally passes out*