The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Predator Queen]

Puts out flames with fire extinguisher, before extinguishing Lie himself.

Offers PQ some eggs.

"But I hate you..."

What makes you hate me? Just trying to be nice...

*sits and eats food with Dovah*

*sighs*

You know...it actually feels...nice to be able to just sit down and not fight or try to kill each other and....just...have a nice breakfast.

"Heh-heh-heh. Perhaps I should have said that I secretly added laxatives to all of your drinks, but why bother, since you were all so thirsty and swallowed every last drop from your cups?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVY1-v97Mic#ws

" Get away from me before I shove a gun up your ass. "

[Charles Xavier]

Puts out flames with fire extinguisher, before extinguishing Lie himself.

Offers PQ some eggs.

"But I hate you..."

What makes you hate me? Just trying to be nice...

*sits and eats food with Dovah*

*sighs*

You know...it actually feels...nice to be able to just sit down and not fight or try to kill each other and....just...have a nice breakfast.

"Heh-heh-heh. Perhaps I should have said that I secretly added laxatives to all of your drinks, but why bother, since you were all so thirsty and swallowed every last drop from your cups?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVY1-v97Mic#ws

" Get away from me before I shove a gun up your ass. "

Now you wouldn't do that...

I see your fingers loosening on that gun of yours. Looks like those laxatives are kicking in. Better find a bathroom quick before you create a stinking mess. 

[Predator Queen]

" I did not touch it, I need to have all my food tested to it does not make me sick or possibly kill me. " Her hands start to glow a light blue. " You are going for a ride."  The light blue glow surrounds him and she flips him upside down and playfully shakes him for whatever is in his pockets.

[Charles Xavier]

"Nothing in my pockets except used Kleenex tissues, silly." 

"My turn..."

Psychically manipulates PQ to pour gasoline over herself, light a match under her foot, and immolate herself.

[Predator Queen]

"Nothing in my pockets except used Kleenex tissues, silly." 

"My turn..."

Psychically manipulates PQ to pour gasoline over herself, light a match under her foot, and immolate herself.

Was wearing her turian armor.  " Cute, this is why nobody likes you." Steps out of the fire and taps her heels boredly.

[Charles Xavier]

"Nothing in my pockets except used Kleenex tissues, silly." 

"My turn..."

Psychically manipulates PQ to pour gasoline over herself, light a match under her foot, and immolate herself.

"Cute, this is why nobody likes you."

"I doubt that, because your nose is growing." 

Stretches and yawns from PQ's tall tales.

"Right, I think I'm hitting the sacks for tonight."



Sky Lynx swoops by to take me away.

"Adieu and good night, my fair lady!"

Disappears.

[Vepariga]

*watches Xavier fly off and raises an eyebrow slighty*

[Predator Queen]

Puts a arm over Vepariga's shoulder.
" He is full of shit..."

[Charles Xavier]

" He is full of shit..."

"To each their own."

[Dovahkiin]

He never stands and fights. He just slips something into your drink before running away. Even so, I got this mead still sealed. How could you have slipped me something?

[Charles Xavier]

He never stands and fights. He just slips something into your drink before running away. Even so, I got this mead still sealed. How could you have slipped me something?

I have more brains than brawn, my friend. 

(Ahem, well, most of the time anyway)

"I'm BACK!"

Drops kicks Dovah and knocks him out cold.

Shoves a bar of soap and toilet brush in PQ's mouth to wash that potty mouth of hers.

[Dovahkiin]

He never stands and fights. He just slips something into your drink before running away. Even so, I got this mead still sealed. How could you have slipped me something?

I have more brains than brawn, my friend. 

(Ahem, well, most of the time anyway)

"I'm BACK!"

Drops kicks Dovah and knocks him out cold.

Shoves a bar of soap and toilet brush in PQ's mouth to wash that potty mouth of hers.

*gets up, headbutts Charles and watches as he crumples to the ground. Picks Charles up and slams him on the ground*

Physical competition has never truly been your strong suit.

[Predator Queen]

Bites the soap in half then spits it out.

"I say we ignore him and we go to a bar"

[Dovahkiin]

Agreed.

*calls dragon down*

I'll drive.

[Predator Queen]

"A human bar?  Heh I might pass on that...I was thinking somewhere more exotic..."