The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Terx2]

Make me a sandwich, with predator guts and human entrails on top.

"Would you like black goo mayonase with that?"

Why not?  Let's see how much more of a freak the black goo can make a predalien?

So I'll add black goo to your sandwitch
*passes the sandwitch to predxeno*

*Spots the Silversurfer's Surfboard and reiterates everything Doom did in an attempt to steal it... and then puts out the fire with a fire extinguisher.*

"Now you made me angry "
*Pulls out thors hammer*
"Die villian"
*Incinerates Magneto with lightning*

*In a strange turn of events, it wasn't Magneto that was incinerated but rather his evil clone Joseph!*

And did I hear somebody mention a sandwich? Count me in.

"Jospeh is dead wuha ha ha ha! As for for your sandwitch were out of butter "

Wooo guys

*Starts playing Mega Super Smash Bros Melee on the giant Gamecube*

Can we play on my wii? I like Samus but I prefer her zero suit 

Wait a minute...you're not focused on destroying the planet anymore?

Universe, gosh even gods take holidays especially when it comes to super smash bros and possible zero suit Samus

Am I the only one here ready to fight?

*Tears out the super smash bros game and jams it in the toaster frying it*

[Xenokiller]

Make me a sandwich, with predator guts and human entrails on top.

"Would you like black goo mayonase with that?"

Why not?  Let's see how much more of a freak the black goo can make a predalien?

So I'll add black goo to your sandwitch
*passes the sandwitch to predxeno*

*Spots the Silversurfer's Surfboard and reiterates everything Doom did in an attempt to steal it... and then puts out the fire with a fire extinguisher.*

"Now you made me angry "
*Pulls out thors hammer*
"Die villian"
*Incinerates Magneto with lightning*

*In a strange turn of events, it wasn't Magneto that was incinerated but rather his evil clone Joseph!*

And did I hear somebody mention a sandwich? Count me in.

"Jospeh is dead wuha ha ha ha! As for for your sandwitch were out of butter "

Wooo guys

*Starts playing Mega Super Smash Bros Melee on the giant Gamecube*

Can we play on my wii? I like Samus but I prefer her zero suit 

Wait a minute...you're not focused on destroying the planet anymore?

Universe, gosh even gods take holidays especially when it comes to super smash bros and possible zero suit Samus

Am I the only one here ready to fight?

*Tears out the super smash bros game and jams it in the toaster frying it*

That was rather rude of you, it makes me rather upset
Therefore I challenge you!
*picks up controller
To a halo deathmatch, your blue let's do this!

[Dovahkiin]

Make me a sandwich, with predator guts and human entrails on top.

"Would you like black goo mayonase with that?"

Why not?  Let's see how much more of a freak the black goo can make a predalien?

So I'll add black goo to your sandwitch
*passes the sandwitch to predxeno*

*Spots the Silversurfer's Surfboard and reiterates everything Doom did in an attempt to steal it... and then puts out the fire with a fire extinguisher.*

"Now you made me angry "
*Pulls out thors hammer*
"Die villian"
*Incinerates Magneto with lightning*

*In a strange turn of events, it wasn't Magneto that was incinerated but rather his evil clone Joseph!*

And did I hear somebody mention a sandwich? Count me in.

"Jospeh is dead wuha ha ha ha! As for for your sandwitch were out of butter "

Wooo guys

*Starts playing Mega Super Smash Bros Melee on the giant Gamecube*

Can we play on my wii? I like Samus but I prefer her zero suit 

Wait a minute...you're not focused on destroying the planet anymore?

Universe, gosh even gods take holidays especially when it comes to super smash bros and possible zero suit Samus

Am I the only one here ready to fight?

*Tears out the super smash bros game and jams it in the toaster frying it*

That was rather rude of you, it makes me rather upset
Therefore I challenge you!
*picks up controller
To a halo deathmatch, your blue let's do this!

Halo? ...mmmmm I want to play...

[OmegaZilla]

*Tears out the super smash bros game and jams it in the toaster frying it*

How about no.

*Terx2 suddenly dies*

[predxeno]

Predxeno takes a bite out of the black goo sandwich and suddenly sprouts wings as well as a crest on the head.  Now I am the ULTIMATE abomination.  I am the Flying Predalien King Alien!!!  Mwahaha.

[Terx2]

*Tears out the super smash bros game and jams it in the toaster frying it*

How about no.

*Terx2 suddenly dies*

*Terx2 is ressurected by the dead super smash bros game. Than the toaster transforms into a super smash bros game*
"Well that was pointless "

Make me a sandwich, with predator guts and human entrails on top.

"Would you like black goo mayonase with that?"

Why not?  Let's see how much more of a freak the black goo can make a predalien?

So I'll add black goo to your sandwitch
*passes the sandwitch to predxeno*

*Spots the Silversurfer's Surfboard and reiterates everything Doom did in an attempt to steal it... and then puts out the fire with a fire extinguisher.*

"Now you made me angry "
*Pulls out thors hammer*
"Die villian"
*Incinerates Magneto with lightning*

*In a strange turn of events, it wasn't Magneto that was incinerated but rather his evil clone Joseph!*

And did I hear somebody mention a sandwich? Count me in.

"Jospeh is dead wuha ha ha ha! As for for your sandwitch were out of butter "

Wooo guys

*Starts playing Mega Super Smash Bros Melee on the giant Gamecube*

Can we play on my wii? I like Samus but I prefer her zero suit 

Wait a minute...you're not focused on destroying the planet anymore?

Universe, gosh even gods take holidays especially when it comes to super smash bros and possible zero suit Samus

Am I the only one here ready to fight?

*Tears out the super smash bros game and jams it in the toaster frying it*

That was rather rude of you, it makes me rather upset
Therefore I challenge you!
*picks up controller
To a halo deathmatch, your blue let's do this!

Halo? ...mmmmm I want to play...

*Picks up and Hands over an Xbox controller*
"Dovakin I know you want to fight Xenokiller and kill him and such so. Take my place. Oh and don't disapoint me."

Predxeno takes a bite out of the black goo sandwich and suddenly sprouts wings as long as a crest on the head.  Now I am the ULTIMATE abomination.  I am the Flying Predalien King Alien!!!  Mwahaha.

"Oh well it could be worst predxeno!"
*Tentacles shoot out of predxenos head and sprouts larger spikes on his back*
"Oh f**king hell "

[Dovahkiin]

*Shoots Xenokiller's player in the face with a spartan laser.*

HAAAAA!!!

[OmegaZilla]

*Wanders around, alone*

I miss the times when this thread was actual fun.

[Charles Xavier]

*Backstabs OmegaZilla with a combat knife and slits his throat*

[OmegaZilla]

That was the 1185th cylon tech copy of me.

[Charles Xavier]

No, it wasn't. 

*breaks off Omega's arms and slaps him silly in the face*

[OmegaZilla]

Yes it was.

[Charles Xavier]

Now stop that. This argument is getting very silly.

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*whacks Omega with a frying pan*

[OmegaZilla]

Then how do you explain the fact I have injected you with a deadly serum about 5 seconds ago?

*Charles tries to talk, but falls to the ground dead*

[Charles Xavier]

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*Tifa Lockhart appears and throws Charles a Phoenix Down*

*Charles is revived*

*Charles summons Devastator*

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*Devastator crushes Omega*