The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Terx2]

Y U keep killing me omega

dead gremlin body morphs into the T-1000 from Terminator 2.

[OmegaZilla]

*Picks a shotgun up and shoots the T1000 down to a molten steel pool*

[Terx2]

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*uses metal arm to cut the platforms supports so omega falls as well*

[OmegaZilla]

Loljetpacks
*flies up and watches as Terx2  goes aaarrrrssscccrrrssssuaaaaarrrrggghhh in the molten steel*

[Terx2]

OMEGAZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uroboros tenticles shoot out and pulls me out of the molten steel.

[OmegaZilla]

*Flies further up, reaches a spaceship and fires an imploding bomb on the place of the fight -- Disintegrating everything in the range of 100 miles*



Lol lets go explore
*flies into space*

[Terx2]

Alien spaceship lands on Earth. Reanimates my remains while omegazillas ship is being attacked by galactus.

[OmegaZilla]

Dude, you misread my post. There is No remains of what was hit by the bomb. It's dust. All of it.
But wait, why is a giant pony coming towards me AAAAAAHHHHH--


Oh.
A dream.
Buh.
*disappears in the vastity of the universe*

[Terx2]

Dude, you misread my post. There is No remains of what was hit by the bomb. It's dust. All of it.
But wait, why is a giant pony coming towards me AAAAAAHHHHH--


Oh.
A dream.
Buh.
*disappears in the vastity of the universe*

sorry my bad I didn't know the ship was destroyed as well. But wait.
*Freedy Krugers stabs omega in the chest*
"Welcome to my world bitch."

[OmegaZilla]

*wakes up again*

Lol another dream. *goes to another dimension*

[Terx2]

dreamception

*Omegazilla wakes up next to justin beiber in las vegas. That's right you did it and you're married now *

[OmegaZilla]

*wakes up in real reality, phones Yog-Sothoth and asks it to annihilate Terx2 everytime he appears*
Now bye, I'm done.

[Terx2]

Lol I'm a tumor on your neck. If you kill me you'll kill yourself. Done.

[OmegaZilla]

Fine. *Suicides*
*Consciousness is transferred to a new body, in a place the location of which Terx2 is not aware of and will never be*
blblbl. Frakkin Cylons.

[Terx2]

Dead tumor turns omegas old body into a zombie and rapidly spreads the virus worldwide.