The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Lie]

Oh great were back to the Tea Parties

*Snatches a cup and drinks*

[Purebreedalien]

*leans with L33T Link*

So, how's it goi-

*sees tea*



Tea must be destroyed!

[OmegaZilla]

What the f**k, man.


No.

[Lie]

*Walks up behind Omega*

You gonna take dat? Blood manz just f**ked your tea!

[Purebreedalien]

Y'know what? %^&@ Tea.

[Predator Queen]

I heard Tea so here I am!

[Ghost Rider]

[King Rathalos]

Kill Cthulhu, have sex with 400 beautiful women, be the father of all 400 babies and last but certainly not least dont let the man control you.

[Ghost Rider]

Kill Cthulhu, have sex with 400 beautiful women, be the father of all 400 babies and last but certainly not least dont let the man control you.

Sounds awesome.

[OmegaZilla]

Kill Cthulhu

You can't.

[King Rathalos]

Kill Cthulhu, have sex with 400 beautiful women, be the father of all 400 babies and last but certainly not least dont let the man control you.

Sounds awesome.

You can't skip whats been crossed out though and the order it must be done in is:

Don't let the man control you, kill Cthulhu, sex with 400 women, and the suffer taking care of 400 babies, then you can have you beer. By the way the quest started as soon as you replied to me.

[King Rathalos]

Kill Cthulhu

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You can't.

Yes I can. (had to double post cause of stupid wording limits on PS3)

[Lie]

Ghost I'm here to help!

*Looks at the plan*

Ok you take killing Cthulhu, I'll take the 400 women, we both call up as many adoption agency as we can find and we've already got the last one covered.

[King Rathalos]

If you two make it you deserve the medal of manhood.

[OmegaZilla]

Yes I can.

Suuure.