Officer Ray in AVPR

[Master Chief]

I'm sure Wolf would have anally raped Ricky were it not for the intervention of an Alien.

I was so happy when the Predalien impaled him with her tail.  I said to myself, finally his sorry ass dies. Oh but wait...

[Commander Aun]

I'm sure Wolf would have anally raped Ricky were it not for the intervention of an Alien.

I was so happy when the Predalien impaled him with her tail.  I said to myself, finally his sorry ass dies. Oh but wait...

...so unrealistic that he lives! Stupid pizza boy! Maybe pizza boys have superpowers that allow them to be invunerable?

[PHANTOM]

No, it's just that he has a M4a1 and he did what he needed to do in order to survive. He would have died after the stab until Dallas came and shot full auto at the PredAlien. He just got lucky.

[That Yellow Alien]

Blame Fox. Colin said they wanted to cut Ricky in half, but Fox thought that was "too mean."

[Commander Aun]

No, it's just that he has a M4a1 and he did what he needed to do in order to survive. He would have died after the stab until Dallas came and shot full auto at the PredAlien. He just got lucky.

No, im telling you, its pizza boy power! ITS PIZZA BOY POOOOWWWWWWAAAAAA!

[Master Chief]

hmm, yet they have no problem with having chestbursters coming out of a pregnant woman.  A body split would've been perfect for that twerp.

[PHANTOM]

No, it's just that he has a M4a1 and he did what he needed to do in order to survive. He would have died after the stab until Dallas came and shot full auto at the PredAlien. He just got lucky.

No, im telling you, its pizza boy power! ITS PIZZA BOY POOOOWWWWWWAAAAAA!

No, it's the power of fighting back and not giving up. Also having a top of the line bullet proof vest, oh and also having a brother that will save you by blasting Chet away with a 5.56 x 45mm assult rifle before yo ass gets killed lol.

[Master Chief]

So what you're saying is the Predaliens tail going through that contemptible bastard shouldn't have killed him?

[That Yellow Alien]

It went through his shoulder, which wouldn't kill you outright.

[Commander Aun]

It went through his shoulder, which wouldn't kill you outright.

But would cause blood loss, and losing enough blood, would lead you to die.

[Master Chief]

Did it?  I thought it went from the middle of his back through the upper part of his chest.  Oh well.

[Commander Aun]

Did it?  i thought it went from the middle of his back through the upper part of his chest.  Damn.

You wish. You just want him to die? Dont ya?

[Master Chief]

Yes, I did want him to die.  He was just so annoying to me.

[Commander Aun]

Yes, I did want him to die.  He was just so annoying to me.

arent all humans...

[That Yellow Alien]

I was actually surprised that he didn't annoy me.