What made you unhappy today?

[Corporal Hicks]

I nearly died then.

[THE CITY HUNTER]

 

I nearly died then.

[xeno_alpha_07]

I woke up and thought it was Saturday morning. 

Hey man its Friday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

You need to be banned 

[THE CITY HUNTER]

I woke up and thought it was Saturday morning. 

Hey man its Friday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

You need to be banned 

LOL

[THE CITY HUNTER]

I had a nice dinner with my family then for deserts they gave this Lebanese sweets it had nuts! so later on i am dying next thing you know i vomit in a side street my stomach still hurts.

[FiorinaFury161]

Thinking about the horribly hot temps along with nasty humidity this week (will be far worse inside the mail vehicle when delivering). I really need to get that supervisor position at the PDC!

[RagingDragon]

I had a nice dinner with my family then for deserts they gave this Lebanese sweets it had nuts! so later on i am dying next thing you know i vomit in a side street my stomach still hurts.

"Lebanese sweets"

Spoiler

[close]

Thinking about the horribly hot temps along with nasty humidity this week (will be far worse inside the mail vehicle when delivering). I really need to get that supervisor position at the PDC!

I also despise the summer, but you're doing the lord's work sir. The mailpersons on my street can really haul some ass in between stops. I imagine it's to attempt to generate a breeze in the 70 feet they have before they have to hit the brakes.

[Corporal Hicks]

Think my TV bombed out on me last night. Looks like I've got screen burn.  Complete discolouration.

[Corporal Hicks]

OMFG. People who leave tickets but no f**king details as to the issue or the person.

[THE CITY HUNTER]

I had a nice dinner with my family then for deserts they gave this Lebanese sweets it had nuts! so later on i am dying next thing you know i vomit in a side street my stomach still hurts.

"Lebanese sweets"

Spoiler

[close]

Thinking about the horribly hot temps along with nasty humidity this week (will be far worse inside the mail vehicle when delivering). I really need to get that supervisor position at the PDC!

I also despise the summer, but you're doing the lord's work sir. The mailpersons on my street can really haul some ass in between stops. I imagine it's to attempt to generate a breeze in the 70 feet they have before they have to hit the brakes.

LOL

[RagingDragon]

OMFG. People who leave tickets but no f**king details as to the issue or the person.

People, man. Gross.

[Corporal Hicks]

I know, right?! It's like they don't want actual help.

[The Runner]

When I went pee it split into two different streams and got all over the place

[RagingDragon]

When I went pee it split into two different streams and got all over the place

Just

Runner I've found the best way to deal with this is striking the head of your penis 9 to 12 times with a ball-peen hammer.

If that doesn't do the trick, you need to switch to a cross-peen hammer because, well, you're peen cross.

[Corporal Hicks]

When I went pee it split into two different streams and got all over the place

...Dude... xD