Sins of The Predator

Started by Kradan, Mar 09, 2019, 07:38:59 PM

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Kradan

Kradan

1. Predators using dimensional holes to travel through space? Pffft!
2. Why that f**king device react to McKenna orders?
3. Why you can see Predator eyes when it cloaked but covered with blood?
4. So now cloaking device is small ball? And our hero hide it in most obvious place? And then movie makes fun out of it?
5. How did they captured Fugitive?
6.Movie's OST doesn't have any original bit in it.
7.Why Olivia Munn's character has the same face expression during the movie?
8 How that kid was able to figure out everything about Predator tech so quickly?
9. Bullies teasing strange boy? So original.
10.That super-puper secret lab has terrible security system.
11.So our villain is big bulky high mutated Predator? Bweh.
12.Predator using slashed hand to make "finger up" gesture?
13. Fugitive was off pretty quickly. And he was probably the best part of whole thing.
14. Loonies have no interesting character's development whatsoever.
15. This movie has way too much jokes about Pussy and Co.
16.Olivia Munn's character is presented as biologist but deeply inside she is trained soldier.
17. Shaun Keyes was total wasted potential.
18.Now Predators hunting for our DNA?
19. And they planning to invade Earth due to global warming? At least ecologists are happy now.
20. Psychological diseases in this movie presented wrong, wrong and wrong again.
21.PredDogs are purely terrible creature design that previous movie did way better. And they acting not like diabolical creatures but like pets. Soo CUUTE!
22.Upgrade is just giant bulletproof wall that prefer just staying not doing anything.
23. Heat vision is terrible. Where is green colour?
24. Upgrade names little boy "warrior" just for the sake of "BIG TWIST"
25.Probably the most charismatic character gets the most forgetable death that you hardly even notice.
26. CGI is shit.
27.Reshoots didn't improve movie to any degree. Where are Emissaries, godammit!?
28. Upgrade acting as idiot being in fire.
29.You don't get any emotional response from death of two characters when they were just pussy-jokers till that moment.
30. Upgrade wants to use authistic gens to improve himself? Aaam...OK, i guess.
31.Predator ship has energy shield that in one moment takes significant amount of time to be generated and in another is activated instantly? Nevermind
32.How to kill bulletproof Predator? Shoot him in a face. And don't forget to say "shut up" when creature trying to answer your own question.
33. So Fugitive is peace lover? And he brings humanity a gift? And gift is (intrigue growing) ... shitty pure CGI Iron Man suit? The mission "satisfactive ending" acomplished.

This list is not full, not full at all. So what did i miss?

AhabPredator

AhabPredator

#1
This seems really passive aggressive, but you did hit most of the points dead on. You missed problems of tone and pacing though.

It comes off as...almost mocking?

SiL

SiL

#2
Yeah, the biggest sin is that it felt like a movie made by people who really f**king don't like Predator movies or something.

Samhain13

Samhain13

#3
Quote from: AhabPredator on Mar 09, 2019, 08:42:31 PM
It comes off as...almost mocking?

Its hard to know if he is serious or not.

Quote from: SiL on Mar 10, 2019, 01:20:17 AM
Yeah, the biggest sin is that it felt like a movie made by people who really f**king don't like Predator movies or something.

It was Shane's revenge for being the first to get killed on Predator.

AhabPredator

AhabPredator

#4
Quote from: Samhain13 on Mar 10, 2019, 01:21:46 AM
Quote from: AhabPredator on Mar 09, 2019, 08:42:31 PM
It comes off as...almost mocking?

Its hard to know if he is serious or not.


Quote from: SiL on Mar 10, 2019, 01:20:17 AM
Yeah, the biggest sin is that it felt like a movie made by people who really f**king don't like Predator movies or something.

It was Shane's revenge for being the first to get killed on Predator.

He's no Local Trouble.   :laugh:


That hombre is a troll in the best kind of way. And sometimes he's so convincing it's hard to know if he is kidding.

Samhain13

Samhain13

#5
Its can be hard to tell such things on the internet, since its just text. Its easier to assume he is always kidding.

Highland

Highland

#6
I would say I dug some of the ideas for jokes. I kinda like the hand thing to get past the gate and the Predator with the Machine gun, just those things have to be comic relief, not part of a giant running joke that never stops.

Kradan

Kradan

#7
If you tried to understand why i had made this topic in the first place i'm afraid that you made unnecessairy effort. I was really pissed off at that moment and when i'm pissed off i can make some really unlogical decisions. So, i apologise for talking bullshit. I really regret doing that. Unfortuanely, i cannot delete my own topics (i've tried). Maybe anyone can contact admins to do that? I feel really ashamed just looking at this.

newagescamartist

newagescamartist

#8
Quote from: Samhain13 on Mar 10, 2019, 01:21:46 AM
Quote from: AhabPredator on Mar 09, 2019, 08:42:31 PM
It comes off as...almost mocking?

Its hard to know if he is serious or not.

Quote from: SiL on Mar 10, 2019, 01:20:17 AM
Yeah, the biggest sin is that it felt like a movie made by people who really f**king don't like Predator movies or something.

It was Shane's revenge for being the first to get killed on Predator.

The predator killed him so he killed the predator.

Voodoo Magic

Voodoo Magic

#9
QuotePredators using dimensional holes to travel through space? Pffft!

I actually liked this.   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

AhabPredator

AhabPredator

#10
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 20, 2019, 03:04:26 PM
QuotePredators using dimensional holes to travel through space? Pffft!

I actually liked this.   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That part wasn't out of line. Travelers of both time and space.

Voodoo Magic

Voodoo Magic

#11
Quote from: AhabPredator on Mar 20, 2019, 03:53:12 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 20, 2019, 03:04:26 PM
QuotePredators using dimensional holes to travel through space? Pffft!

I actually liked this.   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That part wasn't out of line. Travelers of both time and space.


Well there you go! ;D

You know why they were called the Lost Predators right?

AhabPredator

AhabPredator

#12
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 20, 2019, 04:25:17 PM
Quote from: AhabPredator on Mar 20, 2019, 03:53:12 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 20, 2019, 03:04:26 PM
QuotePredators using dimensional holes to travel through space? Pffft!

I actually liked this.   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That part wasn't out of line. Travelers of both time and space.


Well there you go! ;D

You know why they were called the Lost Predators right?

The "Lost" Clan or Los Angeles Hunting Party.

Voodoo Magic

Voodoo Magic

#13
Quote from: AhabPredator on Mar 20, 2019, 08:07:14 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 20, 2019, 04:25:17 PM
Quote from: AhabPredator on Mar 20, 2019, 03:53:12 PM
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 20, 2019, 03:04:26 PM
QuotePredators using dimensional holes to travel through space? Pffft!

I actually liked this.   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That part wasn't out of line. Travelers of both time and space.


Well there you go! ;D

You know why they were called the Lost Predators right?

The "Lost" Clan or Los Angeles Hunting Party.

Nope! See the image for some fun trivia!  :)




Wysps

Wysps

#14
Quote from: Voodoo Magic on Mar 20, 2019, 03:04:26 PM
QuotePredators using dimensional holes to travel through space? Pffft!

I actually liked this.   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I didn't mind it either.  And I also think the dimension holes show up in some written material as well??  (I may be mis-remembering though...)

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