The movie sucks big time:
WARNING, SOME SPOILERS (I have no idea of how to hide them. Sorry)
- So maybe the most expensive and important mision ever hires a bunch of stupids with no use, and they are only briefed once they arrive at the destination. This reminds me of Aliens: that briefing moment with the marines, with them not listening to Ripley, and her explaining so vaguely what happened, always made me unconfortable... but at least it was funny and they had the files with all Ripley testimonial etc. and some how, created tension and explained lots of the characters personalities.
In prometheus, is just...shit.
-They just happen to land NEXT to the silo that has the suposedly only living engineer? Where all the shit started? really?
- The giant squid....I mean...really? thats the legacy of prometheus? A GIANT SQUID??? I cant believe it...
- the Scene on the med pod is fantastic, but all this suffer for showing a CALAMARI??? And after all the trauma Shaw and pain and everything she goes trough, pam! Weyland enters the scene and all is forgoten. " Oh sorry I just had a mini squid its somewhere int eh med room, but well, lets just forget it..."
- The whole weiland sub plot is weak, dumb, nonsense and just an excuse for making them go back to the damm silo....
- The stupid snake scene: Pot, stupid people doing stupid nonsense things in a place they didnt wanted to go on the first time but they get lost etc etc....who I am, a Transformers fan that you can feed me any kind of shit??
- Wich are the motives for them to suicide crashing into the juggernaut? Maybe, if only Janek does it, I can start to think about believing it, but the other two? Actually, there is one guy I havnt even seen him in the entire movie, and sudenly, he decides to sacrifice himself, and I have to belive it, and feel empathy??
- Fasbender is amazing doing David. But why david does what he does? Why they dont explain it? we just have to have faith? whats that, the Bible?
- What is the black goo thing? It just acts randomly and creates mutant monkeys or snake worms, or some-thing-that-if-you-f**k-your-girlfriend-will-make-her-have-a-stupid-squid-even-she-is-not-able-to-get-pregnant?
is there any logic in all that or is just for the sake of it?
- Who cares about fifield getting mutated and killing people that you dont know there the f**k they come from? whats the point of it all?
- Why the engineer gets all homicide with everyone? I mean, why not explaining it?
- What hapened to the engineers? why not showing it? It hapened only in that silo or also in all the others?
-The storm is one of the most stupid and lame mcguffins in modern cinema history. Actually the whole movie is an anoying succesion of horrible and lame mcguffins...
- Whats the point of killing vikers in such an stupid fashion just after she survived the crash?
etc etc etc etc etc , the list is just infinite...
and yes, you can read blogs about theories and interpretations and some can make sense...but because its all so open and unclear that you can make one milion versions of it, so much, that is just plain boring and nonsense.
Everything feels like they actualy filmed a passable movie (nothing too amazing, and with some really shity actors and shity monsters and some shity script) , but they cut like 2 hours of it and gave the editing to a drunk monkey....
I hope is it and someday we see a directors cut that, at least, makes a little sense...
I hate AVP and AVP2 but if you separate them from the Alien world, they can be a plain stupid sunday movie.....prometheus is not even close to that. Prometheus is a nonsense of colosal proportions....
I just dont get it...