What if...?

[Randomizer]

  Rules of this game are simple : Someone says a phrase starting with "What if ..." and the others will have to reply to him saying something that would happen if he was right . Then another person says a phrase and so on... It can be about anything , about AvP or something else . 
 
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    What if iPhones/iPads didn't exist?

[BANE]

I could only jerk off at my computer desk instead of wandering about.

[Aspie]

Steve Jobs wouldn't be so infamous.

[SM]

Samsung would rule the world.

[coolbreeze]

No

[Randomizer]

 What if...Star Wars was never made ? 

[Cvalda]

We wouldn't have quite as many appalling money guzzling shitty effects-driven mindless tentpole summer blockbusters.

[SiL]

No that was Jaws.

But we wouldn't have had Moonraker, Alien may well not have been made, and Roger Corman would've been out of a job for most of the 80s.

[Cvalda]

No that was Jaws.

Nah, it was Star Wars.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_impact_of_Star_Wars#Impact_on_filmmaking

[SiL]

Star Wars added the effects and simplified plots, Jaws showed that summer movies with wide releases could be huge.

We'd still have summer blockbusters, but perhaps they'd be better written >_>

[Predator Queen]

George lucas instead makes a story about universe set in space far far away inhabited by only ducks.

[SM]

George Lucas directs Apocalypse Now instead.

[SiL]

Oh Jesus f**k no.

[Cvalda]

I'd take one of that over the three combined prequels any day.

[SM]

Oh Jesus f**k no.

Depends how literal one takes the thread.  If Star Wars hadn't got the go ahead, he was slated to direct Apocalypse Now.

As I'm sure you're aware.