Customers being retarded, and not realising the store's closed.
I work at an ice cream store, and I had to wash out the front display cabinet. That means I have to take out ALL the ice creams and wash it down with this big hot water hose.
Dumb customer comes up, "Are you closed?"
I'm thinking to myself, "Of course we're f**king closed you dumb f**k, even if I wanted to, theres no f**king icecreams here you dumb shit"
I felt like kidney punching her.