What made you unhappy today? Part 1

[ShadowPred]

The day really is dragging, shocked it isn't 6PM yet.

[RagingDragon]

I fap daily, for health.

It doesn't mean I always... go.   If I'm low on energy, I'll just build up a nice buzz and then put the Vanilla Thunder away until later.

TMI will perk you up, ey?

[Cvalda]

TMI will perk you up, ey?

Yaaaaaaawwnn.

Grrrl, fappin' is small potatoes where I cum from.

[BANE]

I fap daily, for health.

It doesn't mean I always... go.   If I'm low on energy, I'll just build up a nice buzz and then put the Vanilla Thunder away until later.

TMI will perk you up, ey?

No, but Monica Bellucci will.

Excuse me while I go live healthy.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

i am literally too cold to fap. can't touch myself, hands too cold.

[Space Sweeper]

I fap daily, for health.

It doesn't mean I always... go.   If I'm low on energy, I'll just build up a nice buzz and then put the Vanilla Thunder away until later.

TMI will perk you up, ey?

Never TMI.

I've literally been too bored to fap, lately.

Do the math on that one. 

[ShadowPred]

I fap daily, for health.

It doesn't mean I always... go.   If I'm low on energy, I'll just build up a nice buzz and then put the Vanilla Thunder away until later.

TMI will perk you up, ey?

Never TMI.

I've literally been too bored to fap, lately.

Do the math on that one. 

Just google...that will keep you from being bored.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

I've literally been too bored to fap, lately.

Do the math on that one. 

sounds like i could introduce you to a couple neat things.

[Cvalda]

Do the math on that one. 

Alcohol + Ennui = no fap.

Multiply by Olivia Wilde for different results?

[Space Sweeper]

Just google...that will keep you from being bored.

Ever tried and just given up halfway? 

I've literally been too bored to fap, lately.

Do the math on that one. 

sounds like i could introduce you to a couple neat things.

...My ears are open.

Do the math on that one. 

Alcohol + Ennui = no fap.

Multiply by Olivia Wilde for different results?

So c**ty, I love it. 

[Eva]

Do the math on that one. 

Alcohol + Ennui = no fap.

Multiply by Olivia Wilde for different results?

Remember to divide with Real Dolls...

Talking about fapping in the unhappy thread lol...? Not even the Prometheus forum gets this absurd 

[Cvalda]

Just google...that will keep you from being bored.

Ever tried and just given up halfway? 

Sweeper.

Go here: www.tvtropes.org

Your boredom will dissipate, replaced by a rabid hunger.

You might even get a boner along the way.

[Space Sweeper]

TV Tropes is a favorite of mine. 

I always open another browser window when I go to it, because the open tabs... my god. Like to have it open while I write, so I can eliminate or expand as many of them that I find in my previous drafts as possible. 

[Cvalda]

We have our differences (oh so many), but sometimes we are very alike.
if possible that is?
<3

[Vickers]

Aw, c'mon ya guys, put all them fanboy credits toward a lapdance with Miss Vickers, eh, how 'bout that?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/CharlizeTheronFan/Charlize_Dancing2.jpg

Oh man, I need to find that video for some GIF goodness.  She was hilarious!

For you, sweetheart 

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8553/charlizedance1.gif

You're amazing! That interview was incredible.  All talk shows should be that random and entertaining.