Lol, well, I've always thought the climax was the most...
automatic part of the whole deal.
The only lousy versions I've experienced involve untimely slips of bodily gas that escape during crotchal spasms and things like candle wax off the headboard and down one's back,
not on purpose.It's the ride there that they remember. Most women can probably pull off a better climax by themselves,
anyway.