The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[Huggs]

He has an adopted son named...Jerry who likes dirty golfwear and underballs.

*Hickup*

Excuse me. Who likes...Golf Balls and Dirty Underwear.

*Hickup*

*claps*

Thank you. Thank you.

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[TheSailingRabbit]

He has an adopted son named...Jerry who likes dirty golfwear and underballs.

*Hickup*

Excuse me. Who likes...Golf Balls and Dirty Underwear.

*Hickup*

*claps*

Thank you. Thank you.

Spoiler

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Drake has kids, too.

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[Huggs]

Ah yes. The Hermanshmershel twins.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Ah yes. The Hermanshmershel twins.

[Huggs]

Don't give me that look. They ain't my kids.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Don't give me that look. They ain't my kids.

I don't think they're his kids, either.

[Huggs]

I hope not, cause they look like crowe.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I hope not, cause they look like crowe.

Oh, so they're

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Dietrich's.

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[Huggs]

But they also look like the mean lady from the inquiry.

[TheSailingRabbit]

But they also look like the mean lady from the inquiry.

Are we positive you didn't kidnap them from a daycare and we're looking at a bunch of other people's kids?

[Huggs]

I'm reasonably sure.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I'm reasonably sure.

Right. Sure.

Did you pick up a cat, too?

[Huggs]

Briefly.

But it turned out to be a midget in a fur coat so I put him down.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Briefly.

But it turned out to be a midget in a fur coat so I put him down.

Any teddy bears?

[Huggs]

Except for the one running from lamp post to lamp post, no.

He followed me for quite a distance.