The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[Huggs]

Not sure. Here, hold this.

*attaches facehugger*

[TheSailingRabbit]

Not sure. Here, hold this.

*attaches facehugger*

"Crap!"

Spoiler

Not a Drake-burster!

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[Huggs]

He'll wake up in a few hours with the hiccups and have a big panic attack. It'll be a hoot.

We'll even cocoon him for dramatic effect.

[TheSailingRabbit]

He'll wake up in a few hours with the hiccups and have a big panic attack. It'll be a hoot.

We'll even cocoon him for dramatic effect.

You sure that's a good idea?

[Huggs]

As per his questionnaire, yes.

[TheSailingRabbit]

As per his questionnaire, yes.

Lemme see this questionnaire.

[Huggs]

I'm sorry. That's confidential.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I'm sorry. That's confidential.

But . . . bunnies.

[Huggs]

Oh alright.

Spoiler

Life Changing Experience Company: Official Questionnaire

I ____________ do hereby state that I am of sound mind and body, and in the market for one of the following life-changing Aliens experience.

Package A: Standard run N gun. Non-Eggmorphing. Non-Implantation.

Package B: Simulated capture with embryo implantation.

Package C: Deluxe treatment with spa options.

Package Selection:_______________     Signature of Applicant: ______________

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[TheSailingRabbit]

Oh alright.

Spoiler

Life Changing Experience Company: Official Questionnaire

I ____________ do hereby state that I am of sound mind and body, and in the market for one of the following life-changing Aliens experience.

Package A: Standard run N gun. Non-Eggmorphing. Non-Implantation.

Package B: Simulated capture with embryo implantation.

Package C: Deluxe treatment with spa options.

Package Selection:_______________     Signature of Applicant: ______________

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They picked this?

Did I do something wrong?

*covers face with paws*

[Huggs]

I tried to spare you.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I tried to spare you.

Why?

[Huggs]

Spoiler

Drake chose the spa options. He was very specific about it.

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[TheSailingRabbit]

Spoiler

Drake chose the spa options. He was very specific about it.

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Oh. Oh, no.

[Huggs]

Spoiler

He said he wanted to look...like Paul Reiser.

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