The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[Huggs]

5 weeks of hagglin' with that gang of baby geniuses over at The Purple Crayon, and for what? Look at it. It was so young and...unfired.

[TheSailingRabbit]

5 weeks of hagglin' with that gang of baby geniuses over at The Purple Crayon, and for what? Look at it. It was so young and...unfired.

If you hadn't left these acrobats in facehugger suits out, this wouldn't have happened. And we were only out on a walk.

[Huggs]

First of all, they're provided by the company. They clock in and clock out. I don't ask questions.

Secondly, *turns off water* throw me that towel.

[TheSailingRabbit]

First of all, they're provided by the company. They clock in and clock out. I don't ask questions.

Secondly, *turns off water* throw me that towel.

This towel? On the hook? OK. *throws*

[Huggs]

No! No!

Not that one!

*small explosion*

[TheSailingRabbit]

No! No!

Not that one!

*small explosion*

"I'm sorry . . .

Spoiler

but you almost blew the cotton off the tail of the rabbit."

[close]

[Huggs]

...You have me at a disadvantage marshal.

Muthur...cut the lights.

*scuffle*

[TheSailingRabbit]

...You have me at a disadvantage marshal.

Muthur...cut the lights.

*scuffle*

"Goddammit, the coyote's gone." *shoots in every direction*

[Huggs]

*Attacks from behind and disarms. Drags marshal into vent by the buttcheeks*

[TheSailingRabbit]

*Attacks from behind and disarms. Drags marshal into vent by the buttcheeks*

Nooooo! *takes hands and gets dragged in*

[Huggs]

*Lands in another room. Creature noises erupt*

Take him to the egg chamber.

[TheSailingRabbit]

*Lands in another room. Creature noises erupt*

Take him to the egg chamber.

Oh, noooo . . .

[Huggs]

He filled out the form and won the contest, so he gets the full experience.

[TheSailingRabbit]

He filled out the form and won the contest, so he gets the full experience.

What form? What contest? I was not informed! What am I supposed to do here?!

[Huggs]

Watch and...Waits.