The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[TheSailingRabbit]

Hold the tears. Pass the oreos.

*passes Oreos*

So, how are things?

[Huggs]

Oh, you know. The weremoles invaded again. Totalled the corn crop.

I'll have to consult a shaman soon.

And how are things with you?

[TheSailingRabbit]

Oh, you know. The weremoles invaded again. Totalled the corn crop.

I'll have to consult a shaman soon.

And how are things with you?

So far, so good. Probably not getting that interview.

[Huggs]

I wouldn't count it out forever. Good things come to those who wait.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I wouldn't count it out forever. Good things come to those who wait.

Yeah. It'll happen when we least expect it.

[Voodoo Magic]

[TheSailingRabbit]

I wouldn't shower in the dark, Huggs. We got a . . . a guest.

[Huggs]

Are the sisters looking to get impregnated?

[TheSailingRabbit]

Are the sisters looking to get impregnated?

Do you have facehuggers lying around in that Acme warehouse of yours?

[Huggs]

I wouldn't say that. They're rather active for their size.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I wouldn't say that. They're rather active for their size.

OK. Crawling around that Acme warehouse of yours.

[Huggs]

They're actually just a couple of small acrobats in costume. Scares away the riff raff.

[TheSailingRabbit]

They're actually just a couple of small acrobats in costume. Scares away the riff raff.

Well, they scared me once.

Made the old man jump six feet and destroy your cannon with a shotgun.

We were just passing through, I swear.

[Huggs]

What are you talkin' about? There's nothing wrong with my cannon.

*looks at cannon. Gasps*

My cannon!

[TheSailingRabbit]

What are you talkin' about? There's nothing wrong with my cannon.

*looks at cannon. Gasps*

My cannon!