The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[TheSailingRabbit]

What about a super genius?

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Depends.

Can a super genius best Drake? Or survive five minutes in a room with a coffee-less Waits? Or take down a Jedi bunny?

[Huggs]

Maybe. But without an acme catalogue and 6 second delivery, it's too close to call.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Maybe. But without an acme catalogue and 6 second delivery, it's too close to call.

Only way to know is to put all in a room to fight.

[Huggs]

I'll check with Reverend Musculo and see if he's free to referee.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I'll check with Reverend Musculo and see if he's free to referee.

He'll need to be safely away from the action.

[Huggs]

The good reverend is straight up old testament. They say he once beat Meat-hook Mendelson with an imitation foot.

[TheSailingRabbit]

The good reverend is straight up old testament. They say he once beat Meat-hook Mendelson with an imitation foot.

Against an explosive coyote, an angry smartgunner, and a cranky Marshal.

Good luck.

[Huggs]

Well, he's very short.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Well, he's very short.

And how tall are you?

[Huggs]

Tall. But just because the reverend is short doesn't mean he can't run a good fracas. He's got that fire and brimstone to him. We might be able to get that Elmer Fudd impersonator, but he's got that rash that makes him grab his butt a lot. Sends an odd message to the crowd.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Tall. But just because the reverend is short doesn't mean he can't run a good fracas. He's got that fire and brimstone to him. We might be able to get that Elmer Fudd impersonator, but he's got that rash that makes him grab his butt a lot. Sends an odd message to the crowd.

I was about to say, you're taller than Bill Hope.

[Huggs]

And Mark Rolston, which is why we need the reverend. He can go for the nipples easier if someone starts to misbehave.

[TheSailingRabbit]

And Mark Rolston, which is why we need the reverend. He can go for the nipples easier if someone starts to misbehave.

Ouch.

[Huggs]

He takes his teeth out first.

[TheSailingRabbit]

He takes his teeth out first.

Drake can't take his teeth out.

Neither can Waits.

And neither can the bunnies.