The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[Huggs]

That's cause he's a big fan of the show.

[TheSailingRabbit]

That's cause he's a big fan of the show.

Vasquez probably isn't.

[Huggs]

You kiddin?

She and I named a drink in honor of Bill Hope. We call it, "The Pendejo". It's guaranteed to wake you up.

[TheSailingRabbit]

You kiddin?

She and I named a drink in honor of Bill Hope. We call it, "The Pendejo". It's guaranteed to wake you up.

So, she's cheating on Drake with you?

And what's Drake doing?

[Huggs]

I might've slipped a smooch in during the great potato war of '16. It was a time of fear. Survival was uncertain. I slipped in something mashed and she grabbed me as I fell. She called me something dirty that I didn't understand. A giant spud suddenly exploded to our right. We took refuge in a giant squash. The rest is history.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I might've slipped a smooch in during the great potato war of '16. It was a time of fear. Survival was uncertain. I slipped in something mashed and she grabbed me as I fell. She called me something dirty that I didn't understand. A giant spud suddenly exploded to our right. We took refuge in a giant squash. The rest is history.

That's right. I was whipping the potatoes right back the whole time.

[Huggs]

As I recall, you were using the tennis racket, which resulted in an enormous amount of French fries.

[TheSailingRabbit]

As I recall, you were using the tennis racket, which resulted in an enormous amount of French fries.

What else are we going to serve with fish sticks?

[Huggs]

Canadian Bacon.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Canadian Bacon.

Fish-bacon sandwich.

[Huggs]

A slice of Hope

[TheSailingRabbit]

A slice of Hope

That sounds . . . dirty.

[Huggs]

So is the fisherman.

[TheSailingRabbit]

So is the fisherman.

Gorman being seductive = awkward in a cute way.

Fisherman = N O P E.

[Huggs]

What if I told you they were one and the same?