Chapter 3: Hope Shines
Exhausted and malnourished, he sank to the floor and wallowed amongst the unseen underwear. No sooner had he given up hope, then a golden light shone in the distance. Removing a pair of leopard voodies from his eyes, he stared at this new and unexpected addition to his dark universe. It beckoned to him as though it were the light of God, and he would answer its call.
He rose and made his way forward against the cotton tide, assured of a destination.
Chapter 4: Aurea Futurum
He was now within 50 yards. The light, once faint, now blazed upon the walls. He reached to his left and grabbed a pair of Marco Sango Basket Nominals, and raised them to his eyes. No sooner had he crossed the threshold, the light seemed to dim, and he removed the underwear from his face. What he saw would change his world forever. There, on the Hollyrack, was the Speedo of world famous lifeguard and mayo kingpin, Johnny Saxophone.