The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[TheSailingRabbit]

I should've seen that coming.

And I want the Horrifying Fisherman Gorman back. I can't unsee the underpants.

[Huggs]

You mean...

Spoiler

The official Gordon's fashion line?

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[TheSailingRabbit]

My eyes are burning.

[Huggs]

*Bishop voice*

"Magnificent, isn't it?"

[TheSailingRabbit]

*Bishop voice*

"Magnificent, isn't it?"

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Waits: *leans in, clears throat* . . . Jettison. It. Into. The. F*cking. Gas giant.

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[Huggs]

Whatsat? Your signals weak. Jettison him into the gas giant?

Okay.

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[TheSailingRabbit]

Whatsat? Your signals weak. Jettison him into the gas giant?

Okay.

Spoiler

[close]

"Aaaaww, sheeeeeyit!"

[Huggs]

Don't panic, it was only a launch simulation.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Don't panic, it was only a launch simulation.

I think he fainted.

[Huggs]

Which wouldn't have otherwise been a problem had he not hit the real launch button with his nose.

I don't know what we'll do now.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Which wouldn't have otherwise been a problem had he not hit the real launch button with his nose.

I don't know what we'll do now.

I know.

We'll panic.

[Huggs]

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

[TheSailingRabbit]

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

OK.

*crazy rabbit running*

[Huggs]

Don't binky too high, I covered the ceiling in tartar sauce, just in case.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Don't binky too high, I covered the ceiling in tartar sauce, just in case.

In case of what?