The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[TheSailingRabbit]

Yeah...yet!

"No trust?"

So sad.

[Huggs]

We have to act quickly!

[TheSailingRabbit]

We have to act quickly!

How quick? The minefield will disappear when Valentine's Day ends at midnight.

[Huggs]

*whips out blowgun and fires. The fisherman goes down*

There. How was that?

[TheSailingRabbit]

*whips out blowgun and fires. The fisherman goes down*

There. How was that?

Not nearly as climactic as the Food War.

[Huggs]

I sacrificed dramatic effect for the sake of expediency. Here, I can make up for that.

*kicks the fisherman's foot. He stirs. Whacks him with blowgun, then calls in mortar fire from a corncobb mortar squad*

You might wish to seek shelter.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I sacrificed dramatic effect for the sake of expediency. Here, I can make up for that.

*kicks the fisherman's foot. He stirs. Whacks him with blowgun, then calls in mortar fire from a corncobb mortar squad*

You might wish to seek shelter.

[Huggs]

Yes, run little bunnies. And you marines quite smoochin' and get back to base.

*Looks at fisherman*

And take him with you!

Okay, I think that's everybody. We gotta get moving. This place is about to disappear until the next holiday, and we're going to be up to our necks in creamed corn to boot.

*Looks around*

Spoiler

Here, take this.

Spoiler

[close]

And this...

Spoiler

one good, solid kiss

[close]

Happy Valentine's Day. Don't worry, you can slap me later. Hell, I don't care if they ban me, that was a long time coming. Now c'mon, we gotta go.

*grabs hand*

Towards that big tree. That's the edge of it. We make it there and we're home free.

[close]

Spoiler

Looks like we made it.

*sets down*



You know what? That was a really good Valentine's Day.



*Looks around. Bunnies suddenly emerge and begin running rampant*

Uh-oh. What are we going to do with all of these little guys?

*bunny jumps on head*

Oy Vey.

*Falls back*

[close]

[TheSailingRabbit]

"I'll tell you what we'll do . . . we'll build a cage around them . . ."

[Huggs]

It's going to be huge when it's finished.

[TheSailingRabbit]

It's going to be huge when it's finished.

Big and full of fluff.

[Huggs]

They are fluffy....wait a minute...this...this bunny is a robot!

[TheSailingRabbit]

They are fluffy....wait a minute...this...this bunny is a robot!

Beep-beep bunny.

[Huggs]

"Property of Weyland Yutani Corporation".

I knew it!

Oh dear, they're swarming. I know this behavior, it immediately precedes an attack maneuver.

[TheSailingRabbit]

"Property of Weyland Yutani Corporation".

I knew it!

Oh dear, they're swarming. I know this behavior, it immediately precedes an attack maneuver.

*cuteness nomming commences*