The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[Huggs]

Johnny vs Amber?

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Pay No Alimony

(Gotta preserve this one for posterity)

Time to meet and greet the meat that's neat. Quick and hearty - gives you gas, lots of protein - means more mass. Yank that hide and pull it down, seer it to a golden brown, add some spices, stir around, then have a seat and go to town. Yummy yum into my tum. Bless my soul, that's some good bun.

Mmmm-MMM!!!

(Gorman's Food Products)

[TheSailingRabbit]

There is something completely wrong and yet completely hilarious about this at the same time.

[Huggs]

That's the beauty of advertising.

I'll turn GFP into a nationally recognized brand yet.

[TheSailingRabbit]

That's the beauty of advertising.

I'll turn GFP into a nationally recognized brand yet.

Are we getting Mr. Hope for the ads?

[Huggs]

If he refuses, there's always Photoshop.

What's the worst that could happen? 20 years in prison?

[TheSailingRabbit]

If he refuses, there's always Photoshop.

What's the worst that could happen? 20 years in prison?

Don't mention me.

[Huggs]

You're gonna be the one to ask him.

[TheSailingRabbit]

You're gonna be the one to ask him.

Me?

I'll be sweet and adorable, then.

[Huggs]

Be aggressive. Be viscous.

Otherwise DrakeFlakes are never going to get off the ground.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Be aggressive. Be viscous.

Otherwise DrakeFlakes are never going to get off the ground.

I'm ugly when I'm angry. That doesn't sell.

[Huggs]

Hey there. How ya doin?

[TheSailingRabbit]

Tired.

[Huggs]

Nothing some coffee and a hot cocoa facemask can't fix. Well, that and a 5 hour energy. Maybe some cocaine...in an iced tea. And a coke...or two. I wouldn't normally suggest the iced tea, but it's in the bylaws.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Nothing some coffee and a hot cocoa facemask can't fix. Well, that and a 5 hour energy.

Spoiler

I think this is what Waits survived on when food ran out on Sevastopol.

[close]

[Huggs]

Nothing some coffee and a hot cocoa facemask can't fix. Well, that and a 5 hour energy.

Spoiler

I think this is what Waits survived on when food ran out on Sevastopol.

[close]

"Freeze! Don't make me look glamorous and rejuvenated!"