Please rise for the reading of the word. Turn with me to the Book of Dietrich, chapter 3 verse 12.
"And it came to pass that in those days a small yet well equipped group of colonial soldier set forth into the cosmos, towards the land of Hadley. For much time had passed without news of any kind from the distant colony. Let us now go, and see for ourselves what fate (if any) has befallen them, they said. And Lo, they boarded a great ark of steel and awesomeness, which was called Sulaco. And therein they were put into a deep slumber, for their journey was great"
"And upon the 21st day, they were awoken, and commenced to fall in and to shag it. And after cleansing their bodies and partaking of cornbread, they discussed amongst themselves. And Lo, an Angel of the Corp came upon them, who's name was Apone. And he spake and said unto them, "Can that sh*t!". And as he spake, another among them stood forward and spoke, who's name was Gorman. And he foretold of things to come, and of the things which were expected of them. And they were sore annoyed"
