The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[TheSailingRabbit]

I read chapter 2 right before the big mess started with my health.

Spoiler

OK.

I just posted chapter 4.

[close]

[Voodoo Magic]

*follows cheese trail*

[TheSailingRabbit]

"Sheeeeeyit!"

[Voodoo Magic]

[TheSailingRabbit]

Congrats, Voodoo, you made it worse.

[Huggs]

I was expecting the eyes to be moving in different directions.

Driven wild by the pure ecstasy of the fish stick.

Oh that...that didn't sound right.

[Voodoo Magic]

Congrats, Voodoo, you made it worse.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Congrats, Voodoo, you made it worse.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/64352324ad3cd1dd024ec53f1fdf2813/tumblr_pahhahuDGy1se0jzho1_500.gif

Yeah, you.

[Huggs]

"Here at Gordon's, we take colon health very seriously. That's why we've revamped our manufacturing process to now include 17 times the FDA recommended daily requirement of dietary fiber in each of our seafood products. That's right, just one fish stick now has the power to totally clean you out. Just ask Charlie"

"I was constipated for days, until the sample lady recommended I try the new Gordon's Seafood special. And look at me now. Thanks Gordon's!




"You're welcome Charlie. There you have it folks. The proof is in the pooper. So head on down to your local grocery store to experience our new and improved All Organic Ultra Clean Seafood products today!"

[TheSailingRabbit]

Sooner or later, everything returns to farts.

[Huggs]

Ashes to ashes. Butts to butts.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Ashes to ashes. Butts to butts.

[Huggs]

Welcome to Troublemaker Squad.

We're the hemorrhoids, in the @$$ of the enemy.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Welcome to Troublemaker Squad.

We're the hemorrhoids, in the @$$ of the enemy.

That actually makes more sense than I would've liked it to.

[Huggs]

Allow me to introduce Sergeant Baby Feet. Don't ask.

Hey sarge! What is best in life?

"To crush your enemies, destroy their sand fortifications, and to hear their lamentations during naptime!"