The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[TheSailingRabbit]

"I'm sorry..."

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"...But I'm going to have to confiscate those fish-sticks"

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Spoiler

Lay off the fish sticks, Waits.

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[Huggs]

They're going to lure the creature, with fish sticks.

[TheSailingRabbit]

We've got a plan to lure the creature, with fish sticks.

"Goddamn fish sticks."

[Huggs]

Go collect your gear, and then meet Ricardo in the mess hall. He's got something you'll need.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Go collect your gear, and then meet Ricardo in the mess hall. He's got something you'll need.

"You're a chef. Go make yourself useful."

[Huggs]

We will trap it, and smash it!

[TheSailingRabbit]

I just saw the cans on the table. Hope it's not beer.

Waits, you OK? Do you need someone to talk to?

[Huggs]

He's perfectly fine.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I would hope.

Perhaps he needs to be involved in a food fight.

[Huggs]

Now we know what really happened on Sevastopol.

[TheSailingRabbit]

"Who's firing the muffins, Goddammit?!"

[Huggs]

Amanda Ripley: What the hell is going on here, Marshal? Where's the culinary forces?

Marshal Waits: You're looking at them.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Amanda Ripley: What the hell is going on here, Marshal? Where's the culinary forces?

Marshal Waits: You're looking at them.

"It's an animal. Animals are afraid of fire-roasted chestnuts."

[Huggs]

The androids have started attacking civilians.

[TheSailingRabbit]

The androids have started attacking civilians.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EI0KGw4TULs/T80MX9VIfNI/AAAAAAAAAHE/A6ZCDXzDaoE/s1600/arena-coliseo2.jpg

That'll force out a catastrophic fart.