Started by Huggs, Jan 06, 2019, 05:32:54 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 03:36:56 AMSpoiler*Apone corners Hudson and moves in close*Apone: You're cookies...belong to me. *He slowly raises the defiled tobacco product upwards and gently inserts it into Hudson's nostril. He twists it and swirls it several times, before lighting it.Apone: Now go fetch me my slippers and cookies boy. I feel like binge watching some Touched By An Angel. Move it smokestack! [close]
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 03:43:57 AMSpoilerSpunkmeyer: *Looks at Dietrich and smiles* Can I come?[close]
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 03:54:52 AMSpoiler*Drake's medicine is kicking in. He rolls around in the bean bag, making swimming motions and screaming. Drake: I'm over here! Help! Don't let the sea take me!"[close]
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 04:05:31 AMSpoilerSpunkmeyer: Buts it's more fun together. Come here and show me how to give him the shot. You can stand behind me and hold my hands like Patrick Swayze did in Ghost.[close]
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 04:21:15 AMSpoiler*Spunkmeyer Looks at Drake*Spunkmeyer: Why didn't you tell me she walked in!?Drake: HEEEEELP! I'M SINKING!!![close]
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 04:29:52 AMSpoilerDrake: Vasquez! I love you baby!!Crowe: He's tripping balls. Lookout. *throws bucket full of water on Drake*Drake: I'M GOING UNDER!!! GOD SAVE ME!!![close]
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 04:45:58 AMSpoiler*Spunkmeyer leaps on Drake with the needle, and buries the syringe in the man-booty*Drake: Ow! Coast guard! Coast guard. Ooh...oh...*snores*Hicks: Wow. That's strong stuff.*Spunkmeyer waddles over to Ferro on his knees, and hugs her legs*Spunkmeyer: I love you baby. I was just crackin' wise. Forgive me. Besame Mucho, Besame Mucho!!![close]
Quote from: Huggs on Jan 04, 2020, 05:05:06 AMSpoiler*Spunkmeyer spits out a tooth and smiles*Spunkmeyer: What a woman.*Vasquez walks in, and sees a semi conscious Drake on the floor*Vasquez: "What the hell is going on in here? Oh my God, Drake!"*She slides down to the floor and grabs him*Vasquez: What happened? Mi vida mi amor mi mundo. Tell me what's wrong?*He stirs and looks at her with half shut eyes. She leans in close, as Drake emits a quiet yet lengthy fart. He smiles. Satisfied with himself, he loses consciousness. Tears begin to form in her eyes, but not from worry**HUDSON enters the scene suddenly, his cheeks remain tightly clenched, causing him to walk oddly. He pauses and looks around*Hudson: What the f**k man?[close]
