The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[Huggs]

While disguised as a bunny.

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Hudson: He's giving me that look again, man.
Wierzbowski: What look?
Hudson: The look of he needs a two-week leave pass, man.

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Dietrich: No. I've seen that look before, during the War of Orion.

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He has to poop.

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[TheSailingRabbit]

While disguised as a bunny.

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Hudson: He's giving me that look again, man.
Wierzbowski: What look?
Hudson: The look of he needs a two-week leave pass, man.

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Dietrich: No. I've seen that look before, during the War of Orion.

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He has to poop.

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Wierzbowski: Oh, bloody hell, Dietrich . . . We don't speak of that ever, woman!

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[Huggs]

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Apone: And what do you know about it boy!? Were you there? Because I was, and I don't remember seein' you. Let me tell you, that war was 13 minutes of pure hell. I have smelled sh*t you haven't seen!

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[TheSailingRabbit]

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Apone: And what do you know about it boy!? Were you there? Because I was, and I don't remember seein' you. Let me tell you, that war was 13 minutes of pure hell. I have smelled sh*t you haven't seen!

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Wierzbowski: Sir, I was with Dietrich, getting the med supplies ready. Honest answer. Ask Frost.

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[Huggs]

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Apone: IN..SU..BORD..INATION!!! Oh, we gonna have us some fun now sweethearts. Strip and reassemble that cigar!

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[TheSailingRabbit]

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Apone: IN..SU..BORD..INATION!!! Oh, we gonna have us some fun now sweethearts. Strip and reassemble this cigar!

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Rabbit V.O.: The act of stripping and assembling a cigar couldn't be that hard. Could it? Oh, no, it was hard, and Wierzbowski knew it. Then again, he had never been on the receiving end of such a punishment. Nor was he a smoker, much less someone who knew the ins and outs of the making of cigars and cigarettes. Hudson was the one who usually got this punishment.

Wierzbowski would conceal his frustration and mild sadness with a fairly neutral expression, because he did what he was told, no matter how much Eliza tried getting him to be a little more mischievous at times.

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[Huggs]

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Huggs V.O. : But Wierzbowski was not the only one to face punishment that day. No, the wrath of Apone is merciless and all inclusive. For the Sergeant, discipline is like an aromatic expulsion of methane properties. It is to be performed often, and whenever feasible, shared with as many individuals as possible. Let us listen closely to the inspiring words of a legend.

Apone: Keep at it Bowski! Dietrich, what are you starin' at sweetheart? Get over there an...Bowksi don't you dare lick that rollin' paper! I swear to God, if you lick that rollin' paper you're gonna be smokin' your own eyelashes tonight! Frost! I want my shoes cleaned and pressed by 0830! And Hudson! *points at Hudson* ...I love you boy.

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[TheSailingRabbit]

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Huggs V.O. : But Wierzbowski was not the only one to face punishment that day. No, the wrath of Apone is merciless and all inclusive. For the Sergeant, discipline is like an aromatic expulsion of methane properties. It is to be performed often, and whenever feasible, shared with as many individuals as possible. Let us listen closely to the inspiring words of a legend.

Apone: Keep at it Bowski! Dietrich, what are you starin' at sweetheart? Get over there an...Bowksi don't you dare lick that rollin' paper! I swear to God, if you lick that rollin' paper you're gonna be smokin' your own eyelashes tonight! Frost! I want my shoes cleaned and pressed by 0830! And Hudson! *points at Hudson* ...I love you boy.

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Rabbit: One can imagine Hudson's mild terror. He did this punishment before. Many, many times before.

In the meantime, Spunkmeyer was convinced he and Ferro wouldn't be involved. "It was 'Ski's fault, not ours!"

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[Huggs]

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Apone V.O. : But he was wrong.

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There is room for everybody at my table of discipline.

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[TheSailingRabbit]

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Apone V.O. : But he was wrong. 

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There is room for everybody at my table of discipline.

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Spunkmeyer: Gotta hide somewheres . . . Ferro! Help me! *trips over Drake*

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[Huggs]

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Apone: C'mon people, shag it! Bowski! Present that cigar for inspection!

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[TheSailingRabbit]

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Apone: C'mon people, shag it! Bowski! Present that cigar for inspection!

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Wierzbowski: Just remember what Eliza taught you . . . deep breaths . . . pleasant thoughts . . . I miss her.

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[Huggs]

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Apone: Mmm. Nice job Bowski. That's d@mn fine work boy. Carry on.

Dietrich: Sir? ...Sir?

Apone: What!

Dietrich: Sir, I saw Hudson...sabotaging your cigar.

Apone: Talk straight dammit!

Dietrich: He put it...Sir...

*Apone raises eyebrow in a questioning manner*

Dietrich: He put it..in his @$$ sir.

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Bowski: There was nothing I could do sir. It was way up in there before I knew what happened.

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HUDSON!!!!!

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[TheSailingRabbit]

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Apone: Mmm. Nice job Bowski. That's d@mn fine work boy. Carry on.

Dietrich: Sir? ...Sir?

Apone: What!

Dietrich: Sir, I saw Hudson...sabotaging your cigar.

Apone: Talk straight dammit!

Dietrich: He put it...Sir...

*Apone raises eyebrow in a questioning manner*

Dietrich: He put it..in his @$$ sir.

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Bowski: There was nothing I could do sir. It was way up in there before I knew what happened.

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HUDSON!!!!!

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Hudson: I thought I could light it a different way, man. Just looking for a match.
Drake: *whispers* Take away his Oreos, sir. That'll teach him. *returns to beanbag*

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[Huggs]

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*Apone corners Hudson and moves in close*

Apone: You're cookies...belong to me.

*He slowly raises the defiled tobacco product upwards and gently inserts it into Hudson's nostril. He twists it and swirls it several times, before lighting it.

Apone: Now go fetch me my slippers and cookies boy. I feel like binge watching some Touched By An Angel. Move it smokestack!

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