The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

Started by Huggs, Jan 06, 2019, 05:32:54 AM

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Huggs

"Frost, you got the doodie. Open that bag".

TheSailingRabbit

The post-Christmas mess.

There's cookies and marshmallows and passed-out lieutenants all over the floor.

Huggs

I'll get the big shovel and some Tabasco sauce.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Dec 28, 2019, 04:00:21 AM
I'll get the big shovel and some Tabasco sauce.

Someone drank the Tabasco sauce.

Huggs

Ah *burp* so I did.

I'll just grab the A1 and some red pepper.

TheSailingRabbit

*hops around with a shovel*

Note to self: never tranquilize your Christmas ornaments.

Huggs

We'll make them run the gauntlet of useless shoes.

May God have mercy on their soles.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Dec 28, 2019, 04:18:32 AM
We'll make them run the gauntlet of useless shoes.

May God have mercy on their soles.

The soles . . . may have been chewed.

Huggs

Those who lose, must chew the shoes.

Still, it's better than forfeiting. Just ask Jimmy Lipsock.

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Dec 28, 2019, 04:23:54 AM
Those who lose, must chew the shoes.

Are you saying bunnies lose?

Huggs

No, that's just for the larger mammalian contestants. According to the rulebook I have here, section 12, paragraph 5:

"It is impossible for bunnies, or any designated class 3 snuggler, to lose at anything, at anytime, or for any reason".

TheSailingRabbit

Quote from: Huggs on Dec 28, 2019, 04:33:09 AM
No, that's just for the larger mammalian contestants. According to the rulebook I have here, section 12, paragraph 5:

"It is impossible for bunnies, or any designated class 3 snuggler, to lose at anything, at anytime, or for any reason".

Even if we trip contestants by nomming on their shoelaces?

Huggs

Like Santa once told me, "Cuteness is a blank check for naughtiness".

Give em' the BOOP!

TheSailingRabbit

I'll be the person who doesn't take down their Christmas stuff until March.

Huggs

There's nothing wrong with that.

Display it proudly!

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