The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[Huggs]

So, would you rather catch grumpy Drake or crazy Gorman under the mistletoe?

Neither. Even though Grumpy Drake looks kinda female, Grumpy smooches just aren't the same. And Crazy Gorman would probably try and grab my Christmas balls.

However, bad@$$ smartgunner bunnies are a different story. 

[TheSailingRabbit]

So, would you rather catch grumpy Drake or crazy Gorman under the mistletoe?

Neither. Even though Grumpy Drake looks kinda female, Grumpy smooches just aren't the same. And Crazy Gorman would probably try and grab my Christmas balls.

However, bad@$$ smartgunner bunnies are a different story. 

It's grabbin' time!

[Voodoo Magic]

Looks more like yoyo time.

[Huggs]

Not...a yoyo!!!!

[TheSailingRabbit]

Not...a yoyo!!!!

He's going to haunt your dreams with a yoyo.

[Huggs]

If he comes after me in mine, then I'm escaping into yours.

[TheSailingRabbit]

If he comes after me in mine, I'm escaping into yours.

Are we telling Bill Hope about this when Hicks gets him on the podcast?

[Huggs]

Lets just mark it as classified.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Lets just mark it as classified.

We don't know anything.

[Huggs]

Preliminary report of page #308 of The Recess Thread. Commanding Officer Reporting.

"All materials pertaining to ---- ---- redacted and scheduled for destruction. Minor flirtation by CO, along with evidence of a possible yoyo sighting. Suggest immediate scrub of pages 306 and 307, and grid searches for unreported mistletoe in this and other threads".

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[TheSailingRabbit]

Preliminary report of page #308 of The Recess Thread. Commanding Officer Reporting.

"All materials pertaining to ---- ---- redacted and scheduled for destruction. Minor flirtation by CO, along with evidence of a possible yoyo sighting. Suggest immediate scrub of pages 306 and 307, and grid searches for unreported mistletoe in this and other threads".

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Don't forget the rabbit stampede.

[Huggs]

That was deemed too cool to be classified.

[TheSailingRabbit]

That was deemed too cool to be classified.

Or too adorable.

[Huggs]

No doubt. It would've been even cuter if all those innocent civilians hadn't been allergic.

And here, take this. I know The Company's policy on Holiday Rituals is somewhat hostile, but it's Christmas time for heaven's sake.

Spoiler

*2.5 second mistletoe kiss*

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Spoiler

You can slap me if you want. I won't mind, that was totally worth it.

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[TheSailingRabbit]

No doubt. It would've been even cuter if all those innocent civilians hadn't been allergic.

And here, take this. I know The Company's policy on Holiday Rituals is somewhat hostile, but it's Christmas time for heaven's sake.

Spoiler

*2.5 second mistletoe kiss*

[close]

Spoiler

You can slap me if you want. I won't mind, that was totally worth it.

[close]

Spoiler

And I appreciate it.

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