The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[TheSailingRabbit]

I'd like to shrink myself down, and burrow my way into its belly fur.

[Huggs]

Them: Are you coming out of there?

Me: No.

Them: Leave the Rabbit alone.

Me: I am.

Them: You're hiding in its fur.

Me: I'm not hiding, you know exactly where I am.

Them: Don't make us get the thing.

Me: I'm not coming out, and you can't make me.

Them: Get the thing.

Me: *grabs rabbit teet and racks it like a shotgun*

[TheSailingRabbit]

[Huggs]

Sir, we've got a snuggly situation here

[TheSailingRabbit]

Sir, we've got a snuggly situation here

[Huggs]

[TheSailingRabbit]

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/353-christmas-bunny.jpg

Super Santa Bunny arrives, and leaves little balls of chocolate all over the floor.

[Huggs]

They smell suspicious.

[TheSailingRabbit]

They smell suspicious.

They are.

Bunny bombs.

[Huggs]

They're kinda crunchy.

*chews in an investigative manner*

[TheSailingRabbit]

They're kinda crunchy.

*chews in an investigative manner*

[Huggs]

Are these like...milk duds or summin'?

[TheSailingRabbit]

Are these like...milk duds or summin'?

Uh . . . no.

[Huggs]

I figured. They taste too organic.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I figured. They taste too organic.