The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[TheSailingRabbit]

The sleigh might run on Christmas cheer, but it's the diet that gives it the speed.

[Huggs]

I'm solving all kinds of mysteries on here.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I'm solving all kinds of mysteries on here.

Milk and cookies is a power combo.

[Huggs]

Cookies, with extra fiber.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Cookies, with extra fiber.

School/hospital/nursing home cookies.

[Huggs]

No chocolate, all raisins.

[TheSailingRabbit]

No chocolate, all raisins.

Oatmeal: the antithesis of chocolate chip.

[Huggs]

Try flax seed, oatmeal, raisin, fiber powder, wheat flower, bran, nuts, chia,  and quinoa.

AKA "fiber bombs".

[TheSailingRabbit]

Try flax seed, oatmeal, raisin, fiber powder, wheat flower, bran, nuts, chia,  and quinoa.

AKA "fiber bombs".

You won't be able to go for a week.

[Huggs]

Au contraire, you'll go too much.

[TheSailingRabbit]

It probably feels like this:

[Huggs]

[TheSailingRabbit]

*licks screen*

[Huggs]

*look of shock*

That was supposed to represent the fiber cookie aftermath.

[TheSailingRabbit]

*look of shock*

That was supposed to represent the fiber cookie aftermath.

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