"In other news: Scientists with the University Of Ancestral Research announced today that they have discovered a veritable herd of wild Rolston within the Global Genetic Timeline. The announcement comes amid a recent slew of public and governmental complaints levied against the University, which allege that the unauthorized search for copious amounts of Rolston could (in fact) lead to a large scale blowing of minds due to the potential for an overexposure to awesomeness. A spokesman for the U.O.A.R insisted that Government oversight would have done nothing to prevent or minimize the overall impact of a mass Rolston discovery".
"This is a developing story. Stay tuned for further updates as we receive them."
