The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[Huggs]

You've still got some on you.

[TheSailingRabbit]

You've still got some on you.

I know.

[Huggs]

Do you require...a moist towelette?

Perhaps a Lysol wipe?

[TheSailingRabbit]

Do you require...a moist towelette?

Perhaps a Lysol wipe?

Either would be fine.

[Huggs]

We've got a ton of alcohol prep pads in the med bay.

*takes hand*

C'mon.



"Hold it....there! Over by the seesaw!"

*whips out walkie talkie*

"Yeah, this is Huggs out in the central courtyard. Put me through to somebody in artillery. Hey, I got a mischievous mini snowman out here by the seesaw and he's giving me all kinds of trouble. I want a hot water salvo on this area asap. Make it rain...hold it! Belay that order".

He's coming right for us.

[TheSailingRabbit]

We've got a ton of alcohol prep pads in the med bay.

*takes hand*

C'mon.



"Hold it....there! Over by the seesaw!"

*whips out walkie talkie*

"Yeah, this is Huggs out in the central courtyard. Put me through to somebody in artillery. Hey, I got a mischievous mini snowman out here by the seesaw and he's giving me all kinds of trouble. I want a hot water salvo on this area asap. Make it rain...hold it! Belay that order".

He's coming right for us.

"Did you want hot water or hot lead?"

[Huggs]

Both.

He's kinda cute actually. I mean look at him, how dangerous could he possib..

*mini snowman rips large metal pole out of ground and charges*

Oh dear.

*grabs walkie talkie*

Send it. Send it all please.

*mini snowman slams pole in the ground. Climbs up, and jumps off onto Rabbits coat. Snuggles himself against her neck*

Aww. Little fella thinks you're his momma.

*Huggs reaches out to pet him, gets growled at*

I guess he'll just have to get used to me later. C'mon, we need to get back inside before the shells start falling.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Both.

He's kinda cute actually. I mean look at him, how dangerous could he possib..

*mini snowman rips large metal pole out of ground and charges*

Oh dear.

*grabs walkie talkie*

Send it. Send it all please.

*mini snowman slams pole in the ground. Climbs up, and jumps off onto Rabbits coat. Snuggles himself against her neck*

Aww. Little fella thinks you're his momma.

*Huggs reaches out to pet him, gets growled at*

I guess he'll just have to get used to me later. C'mon, we need to get back inside before the shells start falling.

*maniacal laughter*

[Huggs]

Great. She now has an assault snowman.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Great. She now has an assault snowman.

Spoiler

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Angry snowmen and Mark Rolston.

*gasps*

That would be an awesome Christmas movie . . .

[Huggs]

The flame thrower would be put to good use in that one.

[TheSailingRabbit]

The flame thrower would be put to good use in that one.

If his character can get one.

I just want to see the man swinging at snowmen with a baseball bat and cursing all the way.

[Huggs]

Sort of like dawn of the dead meet krampus then?

Snowed in at the sportsmans warehouse, fighting to survive.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Sort of like dawn of the dead meet krampus then?

Snowed in at the sportsmans warehouse, fighting to survive.

Yes.

[Huggs]

But wouldn't the snowmen be invincible outside?

I mean as long as the snow was falling, they'd keep regenerating.