The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[Huggs]

I'm remixing it as though it would be the version I'd sing if I was in the Corp and hated it.

Some minor language may be involved, but I'm trying to stay true to a certain spirit.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Spoiler

I'm serious.

Spoiler

Okay, if you really wanna know.

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On the day that I joined
The Colonial Marines
I was thin, fighting trim
And could fit in my jeans
But 2 years later baby
Off the coast of Orion
I was covered in cornbread
And felt like I was dyin'

Yes I'm a,

Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Cause I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.

I could do a thousand squats
When I was a private
Now, I can do about 3
Though I doubt I'd survive it
I'd rather be a civilian
Somethin' else for sure
But I'm afraid it's too late
And I'm stuck in the Corp.

I'm just a

Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Yes I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.

(solo)

I sleep cold and naked
When I am on duty
And my Sergeant hates me
Cause my sh*t's always fruity
Don't wanna go on no missions
Someone else's home
I wanna be on a beach
With a girl named Ramone (it doesn't matter when it's Arcturian baby!)

I'm just a

Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Cause I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.

Now I'm out here again
Savin' folks I don't know
Someone unhooked their phone
So says Sgt. Apone
God I'm sick of this business
I just want to go home
What's the worst that could happen?
With only 4 weeks to go?

To a

Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
I'm such a
Wh*re for the Corp.

(End Riff)

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[TheSailingRabbit]

I'm remixing it as though it would be the version I'd sing if I was in the Corp and hated it.

Some minor language may be involved, but I'm trying to stay true to a certain spirit.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Spoiler

I'm serious.

Spoiler

Okay, if you really wanna know.

Spoiler

On the day that I joined
The Colonial Marines
I was thin, fighting trim
And could fit in my jeans
But 2 years later baby
Off the coast of Orion
I was covered in cornbread
And felt like I was dyin'

Yes I'm a,

Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Cause I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.

I could do a thousand squats
When I was a private
Now, I can do about 3
Though I doubt I'd survive it
I'd rather be a civilian
Somethin' else for sure
But I'm afraid it's too late
And I'm stuck in the Corp.

I'm just a

Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Yes I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.

(solo)

I sleep cold and naked
When I am on duty
And my Sergeant hates me
Cause my sh*t's always fruity
Don't wanna go on no missions
Someone else's home
I wanna be on a beach
With a girl named Ramone (it doesn't matter when it's Arcturian baby!)

I'm just a

Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Cause I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.

Now I'm out here again
Savin' folks I don't know
Someone unhooked their phone
So says Sgt. Apone
God I'm sick of this business
I just want to go home
What's the worst that could happen?
With only 4 weeks to go?

To a

Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
I'm such a
Wh*re for the Corp.

(End Riff)

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I pictured Hudson singing that after Drake abandoned him at a bar.

[Huggs]

I'm remixing it as though it would be the version I'd sing if I was in the Corp and hated it.

Some minor language may be involved, but I'm trying to stay true to a certain spirit.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Spoiler

I'm serious.

Spoiler

Okay, if you really wanna know.

Spoiler

On the day that I joined
The Colonial Marines
I was thin, fighting trim
And could fit in my jeans
But 2 years later baby
Off the coast of Orion
I was covered in cornbread
And felt like I was dyin'

Yes I'm a,

Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Cause I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.

I could do a thousand squats
When I was a private
Now, I can do about 3
Though I doubt I'd survive it
I'd rather be a civilian
Somethin' else for sure
But I'm afraid it's too late
And I'm stuck in the Corp.

I'm just a

Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Yes I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.

(solo)

I sleep cold and naked
When I am on duty
And my Sergeant hates me
Cause my sh*t's always fruity
Don't wanna go on no missions
Someone else's home
I wanna be on a beach
With a girl named Ramone (it doesn't matter when it's Arcturian baby!)

I'm just a

Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Cause I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.

Now I'm out here again
Savin' folks I don't know
Someone unhooked their phone
So says Sgt. Apone
God I'm sick of this business
I just want to go home
What's the worst that could happen?
With only 4 weeks to go?

To a

Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
I'm such a
Wh*re for the Corp.

(End Riff)

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I pictured Hudson singing that after Drake abandoned him at a bar.

"Hey man, that's just pilfering Bad To The Bone"

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"So what?!"

"...what?"

[TheSailingRabbit]

I'm remixing it as though it would be the version I'd sing if I was in the Corp and hated it.

Some minor language may be involved, but I'm trying to stay true to a certain spirit.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Spoiler

I'm serious.

Spoiler

Okay, if you really wanna know.

Spoiler

On the day that I joined
The Colonial Marines
I was thin, fighting trim
And could fit in my jeans
But 2 years later baby
Off the coast of Orion
I was covered in cornbread
And felt like I was dyin'

Yes I'm a,

Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Cause I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.

I could do a thousand squats
When I was a private
Now, I can do about 3
Though I doubt I'd survive it
I'd rather be a civilian
Somethin' else for sure
But I'm afraid it's too late
And I'm stuck in the Corp.

I'm just a

Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Yes I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.

(solo)

I sleep cold and naked
When I am on duty
And my Sergeant hates me
Cause my sh*t's always fruity
Don't wanna go on no missions
Someone else's home
I wanna be on a beach
With a girl named Ramone (it doesn't matter when it's Arcturian baby!)

I'm just a

Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
Cause I'm a
Wh*re for the Corp.

Now I'm out here again
Savin' folks I don't know
Someone unhooked their phone
So says Sgt. Apone
God I'm sick of this business
I just want to go home
What's the worst that could happen?
With only 4 weeks to go?

To a

Wh*re for the Corp.
Wh*re for the Corp.
So S-S-S-S-Sore
So S-S-S-S-Sore
I'm such a
Wh*re for the Corp.

(End Riff)

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I pictured Hudson singing that after Drake abandoned him at a bar.

"Hey man, that's just pilfering Bad To The Bone"

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"So what?!"

"...what?"

[Huggs]

I guess I'll just count that as my contribution to unofficial Hudson and CM lore.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I guess I'll just count that as my contribution to unofficial Hudson and CM lore.

I'll take it.

[Huggs]

Farts and nonsense have a peculiar way of inspiring me.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Farts and nonsense have a peculiar way of inspiring me.

Nonsense has inspired me quite a few times.

[Huggs]

Farts and nonsense have a peculiar way of inspiring me.

Nonsense has inspired me quite a few times.

Well, you know what they say...

[TheSailingRabbit]

[Huggs]

I gotta get rid of the dirt somehow.

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[TheSailingRabbit]

I gotta get rid of the dirt somehow.

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It's all over my yard.

[Huggs]

That's mutant mole droppings.

I'm still trying to find their lair.

[TheSailingRabbit]

That's mutant mole droppings.

I'm still trying to find their lair.

They're raiding the rabbit holes.

[Huggs]

Have you been storing any sort of radioactive waste down there?