The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[TheSailingRabbit]

And Eliza

"Alright. We'll do this job for free. This one job."

Fantastic.

And great timing too. I can hear something big stomping around the lower levels.

"Right. Have a good day, sir. We'll be over in . . . five minutes."

[Huggs]

5 minutes?

Oh good Lord, my hair is a sight. And (ding) my rosemary bread is...on FIRE!! Oh dear God! Voodoo! Save the lawn gnomes!

[TheSailingRabbit]

5 minutes?

Oh good Lord, my hair is a sight. And (ding) my rosemary bread is...on FIRE!! Oh dear God! Voodoo! Save the lawn gnomes!

[Huggs]

Run fer da hills!

[TheSailingRabbit]

Run fer da hills!

"Strangest job we've ever taken."

[Huggs]

Has anyone seen the juggling twins? We have to find the juggling twins!

[TheSailingRabbit]

Has anyone seen the juggling twins? We have to find the juggling twins!

". . . Better start putting the price back up."

[Huggs]

WELCOME TO THE RECESS THREAD RADIO NETWORK:


On the night that I joined
The mods all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the weirdo they'd found
It was then Hicks spoke up
And he said "keep this one's door shut"
He could tell right away
That I was bare to the butt

Bare to the butt
Bare to the butt
B-B-B-B-Bare to the butt
B-B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-B-Bare
Bare to the butt

I ripped a thousand farts
Before I met you
I'll let a million more, baby
Before I am through
I need new drawers pretty baby
Socks and pants and shoes
Because otherwise honey
I will leave you confused, and...

Bare to the butt
B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-Bare
Bare to the butt

I make a new thread rarely
I make an old one new
I disagree with others
But rarely with you
It's gettin' cold in here baby
And my butt is too
I only came to tell ya, honey
That this fart is for you

B-B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-B-Bare
Bare to the butt

And when I prowl the streets
The people all run in fear
Of the terrible thunder
I emit from my rear
I can tell you're a lady
That knows quality
I'm here to tell ya honey
What you smell came from me

Cause I'm

Bare to the butt
B-B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-Bare
Bare to the butt

[TheSailingRabbit]

WELCOME TO THE RECESS THREAD RADIO NETWORK:


On the night that I joined
The mods all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the weirdo they'd found
It was then Hicks spoke up
And he said "keep this one's door shut"
He could tell right away
That I was bare to the butt

Bare to the butt
Bare to the butt
B-B-B-B-Bare to the butt
B-B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-B-Bare
Bare to the butt

I ripped a thousand farts
Before I met you
I'll let a million more, baby
Before I am through
I need new drawers pretty baby
Socks and pants and shoes
Because otherwise honey
I will leave you confused, and...

Bare to the butt
B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-Bare
Bare to the butt

I make a new thread rarely
I make an old one new
I disagree with others
But rarely with you
It's gettin' cold in here baby
And my butt is too
I only came to tell ya, honey
That this fart is for you

B-B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-B-Bare
Bare to the butt

And when I prowl the streets
The people all run in fear
Of the terrible thunder
I emit from my rear
I can tell you're a lady
That knows quality
I'm here to tell ya honey
What you smell came from me

Cause I'm

Bare to the butt
B-B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-Bare
B-B-B-Bare
Bare to the butt

Regardless, this is the theme of the Thread. And it fits flawlessly.

[Huggs]

With any luck, I've permanently changed the memories of the actual song for everybody who reads it. I should do a colonial marines remix someday.

Yep, got the outline in my head already.

[TheSailingRabbit]

With any luck, I've permanently changed the memories of the actual song for everybody who reads it. I should do a colonial marines remix someday.

Yep, got the outline in my head already.

Should I be nervous?

[Huggs]

I wouldn't necessarily think so, no.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I wouldn't necessarily think so, no.

I look forward to it, then.

[Huggs]

Given the subject matter, it's becoming somewhat...unique.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Given the subject matter, it's becoming somewhat...unique.

I'm gonna guess . . . farts.