The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[Huggs]

Keep clear of brown waters.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Keep clear of brown waters.

Keep clear of brown everything.

You can't trust the candy stand at this time.

[Huggs]

He has discomfort...of the explosive variety?

(walks over to management)

Alright, that's it! I'm shuttin' you guys down.

(rips cotton candy out of passing kids hand)

Don't eat that, it's....dirty.

(sees other kid grabbing something off the counter)

No stop! That's not a candy bar!

(kid bites it, immediately starts to cry)

Oh God. I think I'm (covers mouth)...that's...(points at kid)...Health code violation...(raises hand up high)...Big one...(falls down)

[TheSailingRabbit]

He has discomfort...of the explosive variety?

(walks over to management)

Alright, that's it! I'm shuttin' you guys down.

(rips cotton candy out of passing kids hand)

Don't eat that, it's....dirty.

(sees other kid grabbing something off the counter)

No stop! That's not a candy bar!

(kid bites it, immediately starts to cry)

Oh God. I think I'm (covers mouth)...that's...(points at kid)...Health code violation...(raises hand up high)...Big one...(falls down)

[Huggs]

Stares at dirty trail on the ground.

"He went this way"

[TheSailingRabbit]

Stares at dirty trail on the ground.

"He went this way"

We are on teh case.

[Huggs]

Sniffing out the evil-doo-ers.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Sniffing out the evil-doo-ers.

An extra service we provide at Rolston Pest Control.

[Huggs]

"Hello? Rolston Pets Control? I've got a pest I want controlled".

[TheSailingRabbit]

"Hello? Rolston Pets Control? I've got a pest I want controlled".

"Right on. What kind?"

[Huggs]

"Hello? Rolston Pets Control? I've got a pest I want controlled".

"Right on. What kind?"

It's hairy, panicky and state of the bad@$$ art.

[TheSailingRabbit]

"Hello? Rolston Pets Control? I've got a pest I want controlled".

"Right on. What kind?"

It's hairy, panicky and state of the bad@$$ art.

"Uhh . . . is that a joke?

Just kidding. We charge higher for badass, though. You've been warned."

[Huggs]

I feel I should also mention, that it's possible that a xenomorph may be involved.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I feel I should also mention, that it's possible that a xenomorph may be involved.

"OK. We can work with that . . ."

[Huggs]

Your competition had to fry half the city just to remove a gerbil.