What do you mean?
How long was I out there?
57 Burritos.
What?
That's the thing.
You were out there for 57 meals.
You had drifted right past the buffet. And it's really just blind luck that the health inspector found you when he did. It's one in a thousand really. You're damn lucky to just be alive stinky. You could be munching out there forever.
You okay?
Uh..pffft!
Oh! pffffft!
You Okay?!
Oh..pffft!...God...pfffft!!
Nurse! Please!
Someone get in here now!
No! pfffft!
Now! Hold! Please hold her!
Feed me!! pfffft!
NOOO!!! brrrrrptt!!!!
AH!
Bad dreams again?
You want something to help you poop?
No. I've pooped enough.
Groansy...come here. Shh. It's alright. It's alright now. It's over.
Hi, sorry I'm late. (groans) pfft. Excuse me. It's been running all morning.
Is there any word about my daughter?
Uh...I think we should worry about the hearing right now. I read your deposition, and it's great. If you stick to that, we'll be fine. There are gonna be a lot of heavyweights in there. The Feds, Taco Bell, Papa Johns, Mickey D's, a couple of fat guys and some reps from the insurance company.
Do you have any news about my daughter?
Well, we did come up with some information. Why don't we sit down? I was hoping to wait until after the luncheon. Uh...Amanda Heinz Boyardee. Her married name I guess. Age 66. And that was at the time of her death, which was 2 hours ago. I'm real sorry.
Amy.
She was cremated, and interred at Cousin Wang's Noodle Hut. It's an eatery located on a highway just outside Toadsuck Arkansas. It's a nice place, I checked into it. They have great chicken there.
(crying) (pffft)
Umm....oh, and no children are mentioned.
I promised her...that I would be home for her 11th birthday. Ohh...pfffft!
I'm sorry. If it helps, this actually happens to a lot of people.
Really?
No. Anyway, they'd like to go back to this point about the override destruct order.
