The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[TheSailingRabbit]

[Huggs]

You post that look, but you smiled in reality.

I bet you're smiling right now.

And laughing on the inside. So hard that your inner Hudson just metaphorically peed alittle.

I predict two...no...three drops of Hudson pee.

[TheSailingRabbit]

You post that look, but you smiled in actuality.

I bet you're smiling right now.

And laughing on the inside. So hard that your inner Hudson just metaphorically peed alittle.

I predict two...no...three drops of Hudson pee.

Well, I'm certainly laughing now.

[Huggs]

"Stop your grinnin' and change your linen".

Spoiler

"State of the wet @$$ fart. You do not wanna pull my finger".

[close]

[TheSailingRabbit]

"Stop your grinnin' and change your linen".

Spoiler

"State of the wet @$$ fart. You do not wanna pull my finger".

[close]

Drake has this look of, "I don't want to pull your damn finger."

[Huggs]

He's also trying not to laugh. Hicks is grossing out alittle (now we know why he was passed out) and Crowe's back there breathing it in.

[TheSailingRabbit]

He's also trying not to laugh. Hicks is grossing out alittle (now we know why he was passed out) and Crowe's back there breathing it in.

Poor Crowe.

Imagine Wierzbowski at the moment: "Did I send one last message to my wife? This is not a good way to go!"

[Huggs]

He's also trying not to laugh. Hicks is grossing out alittle (now we know why he was passed out) and Crowe's back there breathing it in.

Poor Crowe.

Imagine Wierzbowski at the moment: "Did I send one last message to my wife? This is not a good way to go!"

"Alright, we've got two burrito's left. I say we feed them to Hudson and nerve gas the whole f***ing nest".

[TheSailingRabbit]

He's also trying not to laugh. Hicks is grossing out alittle (now we know why he was passed out) and Crowe's back there breathing it in.

Poor Crowe.

Imagine Wierzbowski at the moment: "Did I send one last message to my wife? This is not a good way to go!"

"Alright, we've got two burrito's left. I say we feed them to Hudson and nerve gas the whole f***ing nest".

Doing that in the processor would've saved a lot of lives.

They'd escape before it goes into meltdown because of him.

[Huggs]

Possibly. It might finally push Apone too far though.

"Sarge!"

"I'm over here".

"Help me get him down"

"Leave me, I'm dead already"

"He's got one inside him. Hudson, pull your pants down and get over here! Sarge, stay with me sarge. We know how to kill em'. Just close your eyes and pretend you're at the dentist".

"Oh no..Huds..what're you..NO!!!!!!"



Of course, now I almost want to tweak the entire script to include farts.

I'd call it: FLAILIENS

"This is all we could salvage from the APC wreckage. Don't touch that, it's spicy honey. The good news? We've got two of these beef and bean burritos, with cheese and lettuce intact. They really kick @$$".

"Outstanding. Now all we need is a couple forks."

[TheSailingRabbit]

Possibly. It might finally push Apone too far though.

"Sarge!"

"I'm over here".

"Help me get him down"

"Leave me, I'm dead already"

"He's got one inside him. Hudson, pull your pants down and get over here! Sarge, stay with me sarge. We know how to kill em'. Just close your eyes and pretend you're at the dentist".

"Oh no..Huds..what're you..NO!!!!!!"



Of course, now I almost want to tweak the entire script to include farts.

I'd call it: FLAILIENS

"This is all we could salvage from the APC wreckage. Don't touch that, it's spicy honey. The good news? We've got two of these beef and bean burritos, with cheese and lettuce intact. They really kick @$$".

"Outstanding. Now all we need is a couple forks."

"Looks like the new lieutenant's too good to fart like the rest of us grunts."

[Huggs]

"The synthetic on Ripley's last mission malfunctioned and farted. There were some deaths involved.

I'm shocked. Was it an egg fart?"

[TheSailingRabbit]

"The synthetic on Ripley's last mission malfunctioned and farted. There were some deaths involved.

I'm shocked. Was it an egg fart?"

"They ain't paying us enough for this."

"Not enough to wake up to your farts, Drake."

[Huggs]

"Forget him! He's Stinky!"

[TheSailingRabbit]

"Forget him! He's Stinky!"

"I want this fart smooth and by the numbers."