The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[Huggs]

[Huggs]

Welcome back October.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Welcome back October.

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Getting close to sleepy time.

[Huggs]

Better tuck him in.

I'll keep an eye out for the T-1000.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Better tuck him in.

I'll keep an eye out for the T-1000.

You do that.

[Huggs]

If it wasn't for the whole Judgment Day situation, now would be a great time for Yahtzee.

[TheSailingRabbit]

If it wasn't for the whole Judgment Day situation, now would be a great time for Yahtzee.

We have Mark Rolston. We can play all the Yahtzee we want.

[Huggs]

But we roll bones instead of dice.

Voodoo can read them to see the future.

[Voodoo Magic]

[Huggs]

[Huggs]

That's it alright.

A few hundred million burritos and...Poof!

There I was.

So, what about me and Voodoo?

Voodoo has been around for hundreds of years. Carved from ancient stone near a shamans cave. Mixed with the dust of a thousand bones, and cooked at 425 degrees until golden brown.

You are the result of a single chest hair from Mark Rolston, which floated up into the sky on a majestic wind, and out into deep space. It was picked up by actual aliens and used to create your current form. Which explains why you're such a big fan. Your genetic memories spur you on to find your original self.

And so it was written in the stars, that we be.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I guess those aliens thought rabbits were a good match.

[Huggs]

They needed Rabbit DNA to fill the gaps in the genetic code.



You're actually a vastly superior version.

[Voodoo Magic]

You are the result of a single chest hair from Mark Rolston, which floated up into the sky on a majestic wind, and out into deep space. It was picked up by actual aliens and used to create your current form. Which explains why you're such a big fan. You're genetic memories spur you on to find your original self.

Wabbit needs to recite this theory verbatim to Mark during his interview to see what he thinks!

[TheSailingRabbit]

You are the result of a single chest hair from Mark Rolston, which floated up into the sky on a majestic wind, and out into deep space. It was picked up by actual aliens and used to create your current form. Which explains why you're such a big fan. You're genetic memories spur you on to find your original self.

Wabbit needs to recite this theory verbatim to Mark during his interview to see what he thinks!

I don't think that would go over well.