Does humanity still have cornbread? At least the weather's nice.
Ah, the fall. When a man can spend 5 minutes in the woods and walk out with a snake on each finger, a turtle on his nose, two crushed feet, half the skin he went in with, 3rd degree sunburn, poison ivy where it doesn't show, 80 mosquito bites, 26 ticks, severe lyme disease, a few dozen thorns in his @$$, a fishing hook in his toe, a garrote of fishing line around his neck, gar bites, possum bites, coon bites, coyote bites, feral cat scratches, fleas, a praying mantis on his shoulder, a wolf spider sac on his head, pulsating red wasp stingers in his lips, severe heat exhaustion, signs of mountain lion attack, and a black bear chasing after him.
