The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[Huggs]

If you could do that, I see no reason why you can't hold the secret to herding cats as well.

Oh, I do.

[TheSailingRabbit]

And . . . what is that secret?

[Huggs]

And . . . what is that secret?

Spoiler

it's the cat food

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[TheSailingRabbit]

And . . . what is that secret?

Spoiler

it's the cat food

[close]

Spoiler

Ah.

I guess I should hope you have lots of ultra-rich cake in your next dream.

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[Huggs]

There's only so much room for sweet stuff in my dreams.

But I'll try, I promise.

[TheSailingRabbit]

There's only so much room for sweet stuff in my dreams.

But I'll try, I promise.

Perhaps a cake was all Andy needed to be left alone, haha.

Dats a good one.

A hunk of rich vanilla cake with a thick layer of frosting.

Might be some dirt in it, but who cares when you haven't seen cake in over a decade.

[Huggs]

 

Most times I'm alone in my dreams. I kind of like it that way. But having you there felt really nice. You're welcome back anytime.

Now if I can just get voodoo to make an appearance as an old blind man selling bottle caps on the highway.

[TheSailingRabbit]

Most times I'm alone in my dreams. I kind of like it that way. But having you there felt really nice. You're welcome back anytime.

Now if I can just get voodoo to make an appearance as an old blind man selling bottle caps on the highway.

"Where did you get this shit?"

"Baked it. You know how to bake, you ignorant f**k?"

I was somewhere else in my own dreams. How I popped up, I don't know.

[Huggs]

"Get busy bakin', or get busy fryin'".


"You strike me as a particularly frosty and creamy cake. It raises my blood sugar just to look at you. By the power vested in me by the state of Maine, I hereby order you to be served for two meals, back to back. One for each of your layers. So be it."

[TheSailingRabbit]

"Get busy bakin', or get busy fryin'".


"You strike me as a particularly frosty and creamy cake. It raises my blood sugar just to look at you. By the power vested in me by the state of Maine, I hereby order you to be served for two meals, back to back. One for each of your layers. So be it."

This might be the best thing I've ever read.

[Huggs]

I was going to include something about the butt steak, but we're talking dessert here.

"They call him . . . Doo' Di."

". . . What?"

It's pronounced doodie. He was dishonorable, but still gets aarp benefits.

He only goes out on meatloaf Tuesday

[TheSailingRabbit]

I'm gonna have to find something else for you to read when "Ashen Mirror" wraps up.

[Huggs]

I could read futures and charge $5 a pop.

We could make millions!

[TheSailingRabbit]

Things got slow around here.

[Huggs]