The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[TheSailingRabbit]

Tasty yet fierce.

Works best when they're frozen.

[Voodoo Magic]

Works best when they're frozen.

Penguins?

[TheSailingRabbit]

Works best when they're frozen.

Penguins?

No, chocolate eggs.

[Voodoo Magic]

Works best when they're frozen.

Penguins?

No, chocolate eggs.

Who lays the eggs?

[TheSailingRabbit]

Works best when they're frozen.

Penguins?

No, chocolate eggs.

Who lays the eggs?

The chocolate rabbits, obviously.

[Voodoo Magic]

Works best when they're frozen.

Penguins?

No, chocolate eggs.

Who lays the eggs?

The chocolate rabbits, obviously.

So the chocolate pigs I purchased from Baron don't lay eggs? What do they do then?

[TheSailingRabbit]

Works best when they're frozen.

Penguins?

No, chocolate eggs.

Who lays the eggs?

The chocolate rabbits, obviously.

So the chocolate pigs I purchased from Baron don't lay eggs? What do they do then?

Make chocolate bacon, slide it under Hudson's door, and don't do anything.

[Voodoo Magic]

Works best when they're frozen.

Penguins?

No, chocolate eggs.

Who lays the eggs?

The chocolate rabbits, obviously.

So the chocolate pigs I purchased from Baron don't lay eggs? What do they do then?

Make chocolate bacon, slide it under Hudson's door, and don't do anything.

Done. I hope Huggsy recognizes it is Chocolate Bacon and not "presents" from Danny, Baron's French Poodle.

[TheSailingRabbit]

If it resembles bacon, we're good.

[Huggs]

Luckily, I rarely eat bacon or chocolate.

[Voodoo Magic]

What if we call it fatty ham in cocoa?

[Huggs]

 I only eat ham on Christmas Day.

And then it's just a small slice.

So I only eat one small slice of ham per year.

[Voodoo Magic]

Hmm. You avoid it mostly for health reasons, religious, taste? Or does a fandom for Porky Pig drive this?

[Huggs]

Hmm. You avoid it mostly for health reasons, religious, taste? Or does a fandom for Porky Pig drive this?

I've just never really cared for it.

I have no moral or religious objections to it.

The whole family will have a nice ham at Christmas, and that's about it.

There's a lot of unhealthy foods that I don't eat, simply because I just don't have a taste for them. I figure every bad thing I don't like, that's just a bonus.

[Voodoo Magic]

So what's your favorite meat then?

Spoiler

Hurry up and answer before Baron chimes in!

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