The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[TheSailingRabbit]

He's welcome to fight me for it, and nobody wants to fight a naked guy.

I think Drake will fight you whether you got clothes on or not.

Wish you luck, though.

You greatly underestimate me, and also the laxatives I took an hour ago as a defensive measure.

Does he like puddin' with his whuppins?

I try not to go into the stockpile from the Food War . . .

These coconut helmets should be enough. The Cadburys would be too much. Take the applesauce squeegee gun.

[Huggs]

Such weapons only serve to strengthen me.

Send forth thine champion!

[TheSailingRabbit]

Such weapons only serve to strengthen me.

Send forth thine champion!

Alright.

. . .

This isn't gonna end well for either side, but I'm taking bets anyway.

[Huggs]

Choose wisely.

Are these not the buns of a warrior?

[TheSailingRabbit]

Choose wisely.

Are these not the buns of a warrior?

If they're not whole-wheat, then yes.

Just don't get bit.

[Huggs]

Getting bit on the buns is rarely a negative experience.

[Voodoo Magic]

Are they buttered?

[Huggs]

Just baked with love.

[Voodoo Magic]

With a flaky crust?

[Huggs]

Smooth and supple, with a delightful firmness.

Emitting a pleasant aroma, with a taste that's guaranteed to make you come back for more.

[Voodoo Magic]

[TheSailingRabbit]

I bake everything with love . . .

Spoiler

. . . of Mark Rolston.

[close]

[Huggs]

I bake everything with love . . .

Spoiler

. . . And pumpernickel.

[close]

Fixed it.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I bake everything with love . . .

Spoiler

. . . And pumpernickel.

[close]

Fixed it.

Actually, no.

[Huggs]

Would you consider a whole wheat menu?