The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[Huggs]

Corn, of course, is a formidable force.

[TheSailingRabbit]

You two can get whatever you want from me. Cornbread machine guns, Cadbury eggs, whole wheat bombs.

Just pay shipping and handling and Wierzbowski will bring it your doorstep.

No, Huggs, you can't borrow Drake.

[Voodoo Magic]

Corn, of course, is a formidable force.

Against fur? Doubtful.

Hairy corn maybe.

[Huggs]

You two can get whatever you want from me. Cornbread machine guns, Cadbury eggs, whole wheat bombs.

Just pay shipping and handling and Wierzbowski will bring it your doorstep.

No, Huggs, you can't borrow Drake.

You're dealing in whole wheat products?

[Voodoo Magic]

Pumpernickel is a weapon of mass destruction. She's evil but not that evil.

[TheSailingRabbit]

You two can get whatever you want from me. Cornbread machine guns, Cadbury eggs, whole wheat bombs.

Just pay shipping and handling and Wierzbowski will bring it your doorstep.

No, Huggs, you can't borrow Drake.

You're dealing in whole wheat products?

Only as a weapon.

Pumpernickel is a weapon of mass destruction. She's evil but not that evil.

I make my employee's lunch with it, and he's been fine.

[Voodoo Magic]

You must have cut the crusts off.

[TheSailingRabbit]

You must have cut the crusts off.

On the wheat or the pumpernickel?

[Voodoo Magic]

The pumpernickel of course.

Besides being deadly, the other problem with pumpernickel bread is it sounds like a question. Pump, or Nickel?

I always answer the Deli guy with "nickel" but I never get one. It's an outrage.

[TheSailingRabbit]

The pumpernickel of course.

Besides being deadly, the other problem with pumpernickel bread is it sounds like a question. Pump, or Nickel?

I always answer the Deli guy with "nickel" but I never get one. It's an outrage.

Unlike other breads, there's flavor in the crust of pumpernickel, so we keep it.

It's good toasted.

[Huggs]

(Runs naked across the playground screaming "YAHOO!")

(Grabs a piece of cheesecake without slowing down)

(Vanishes behind some bushes, and is heard going back inside)

[TheSailingRabbit]

(Runs naked across the playground screaming "YAHOO!")

(Grabs a piece of cheesecake without slowing down)

(Vanishes behind some bushes, and is heard going back inside)

. . . You took his cheesecake.

[Huggs]

He's welcome to fight me for it, and nobody wants to fight a naked guy.

[TheSailingRabbit]

He's welcome to fight me for it, and nobody wants to fight a naked guy.

I think Drake will fight you whether you got clothes on or not.

Wish you luck, though.

[Huggs]

He's welcome to fight me for it, and nobody wants to fight a naked guy.

I think Drake will fight you whether you got clothes on or not.

Wish you luck, though.

You greatly underestimate me, and also the laxatives I took an hour ago as a defensive measure.